Elias (Clerks)

Elias is a character in Clerks 2. He is Randal and Dante's  nerdy, devoutly Christian coworker. He insists that Lord of the Rings is better than Star Wars and is afraid to have sex with his girlfriend (who may or may not really exist) because he claims that she has a troll named Pillow Pants who lives in her lady parts to prevent her from having premarital sex.