Mai's Breasts (LittleKuriboh)

"I activate the Fanservice Card!" Mai Valentine is a supporting character in the internet parody ''Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series'' by LittleKuriboh.

Biography
Mai Valentine is defined solely by her sex appeal. Everybody (herself included) are obsessed with her cleavage. At one point Mai was able to use her allure similar to a Jedi mind trick. She used to have a distinctly masculine voice, but at some point it became feminine.

It's hinted that Mai is attracted to Yugi (and not the tall one, either). Since Yugi is in love with Tea, he doesn't return her affections, much to the bafflement of his alter-ego. She may have some attraction to Joey, though whether or not Joey likes Mai or just her cleavage is debatable.

Mai's skills as a duelist are a point of ridicule, as she's only ever shown beating a single duelist in an episode that's considered a pointless distraction from the main plot. After the humiliation of losing to a guy like Joey becomes too much for her, Mai joins Dartz' cult. It's only after turning that she develops a full personality, as she complains about being objectified by every character on the show. She also grows smarter, being able to quickly put down Joey when he brings up her onscreen losses.

At some point in the future, Mai will appear on the cover of Playboy Magazine.