User blog:ScaryMovie53/Heroes Rap Battles

Hey, guys and girls. I decided to do rap battles between different heroes from the same category. Think about "Rap Battles of History", except with heroic characters. Each episode, the heroes will try to convince you they are better characters than their rivals.

Episode 1 - Mowgli vs Simba
For the first episode we have two orphans who are chased by evil big cats. Personally i like them both, but here, my votes aint relevant. It's all audience votes.



Here we go:

Simba 1
Years went by and now i'm the king

both for the lions and Disney. And what's your thing?

Ask everyone you want. My movie was marvelous

but yours, i'm afraid, was just ridiculous

you had to do a remake, because the original was bad

flat characters and plot holes. Disney must've gone mad

raised by wolves? Are you freaking real?

I saw more realism in Silent Hill

You fought against one tiger. I fought against a pack

of hyenas and my uncle. If you fought them, you would've never come back

Mowgli 1
Dont teach me how to survive

i fought a tiger and stayed alive

you had a pack of lioness, or else you would be dead

i defeated Shere Khan by using my head

You didn't killed Scar. The hyenas did your job

and you were a grown lion. I won Shere Khan as just a man-cub

you talk about Disney, but buddy, i'm sorry

you should know Rudyard Kipling wrote my story

you chose Hakuna Matata over history

How you're still a king? That's a mystery

Simba 2
I lived on bugs for years. What can you say for yourself?

I see your rib cage. You ain't in good health

you claim to be smart, but beating you is a piece of cake

what kind of dope would trust a snake?

You looked in her eyes and gave in to her hug

if it wasn't for Baloo, you would be already got hanged

you had the gift of fire, but you burned your own house

it was like giving magic and brooms to mickey mouse

come see me in Broadway and maybe you'll learn

how to do a musical which people truely yearn

Mowgli 2
You had Timon and Pumba? I have Baloo and Bagheera

it's like you're Miley cyrus and i'm Shakira

whether you're alone or together with your wife

one day you'll fall. It's the circle of life

being fooled by Kaa doesnt make me a novice

your uncle hated you for years. How could you not notice?

Instead of dealing with life, you ran to the desert

when i dealt with shit, i became an expert

while both of us got to the end of the rope

you gave in to despair and i kept on dear hope

'''Who won? Who's the best? You decide!'''