Beatrice Tiffani Amber Thiessen Downsy

'Beatrice Tiffani Amber Thiessen Downsy (née Bellacourt), played by Riki Lindhome, is the youngest daughter and twin sister of her brother Frederick, with whom she carries on an incestuous sexual relationship. Though outwardly ditzy, she appears to be an idiot savant in many instances but when called out on intelligence in a woman, quickly counters with a non-sequitur, such as "Look, the day-moon!" to appease her audience. Beatrice serves as the "ideal woman" of the turn of the century. Tall, rich, and slender, she fits the mold of a woman in the Beauty Pageant, and is a talented singer, with little other interest in politics, or having her own opinions. She wins a 10/10 from the judges when asked her opinion and she worriedly wonders "Maybe I should ask a man?" Beatrice, however, also exhibits exceptional selfishness and sociopathy, stabbing and attempting to murder people without empathy. She has several (uncounted) children, and one son called "The Little Asshole" whose chloroform tolerance has been built up from being gassed to sleep. Though Beatrice goes along with Lillian's schemes, she does little to contribute or keep the plan from failing, happier to passively experience life, which seems to be her predominate function. She is also married to her gay husband, Albert, with whom she does not have a bad relationship, but values for his fashion, love advice, and because he can "make her bangs look fluffy." It is unclear if Beatrice realizes Albert is gay, although Albert is aware of her sexual relationship with her twin. Beatrice spends much of her time trying to protect Frederick, and becomes extremely jealous when Frederick pursues other women.