Marilyn Campbell

'''"Why is it always ponies? Am I CURSED?"

- Marilyn when confronted by her third My Little Pony fanfic. '''

Profile
Marilyn is a half-Hawaiian yuppie who made her fortune with homemade designer flip-flops as a teen, and has since been striving to improve life for the working class. She met Arnold Odysseus and Crimson Fury as a damsel in the very first episode, Ponies, Guns, and Fruity Drinks, where she was victimized by a gang of extortionists. In fact, apart from her wealth, Marilyn frequently proves useless in any adventure scenario. She also seems slightly out of touch with reality and has a horrendous weakness for alcohol.

Riffing Style
When riffing bad fanfics she can be surprisingly witty, and is a good impressionist even while drunk. When she is called upon to riff bad fiction, by some twist of fate it always happens to be related to My Little Pony, which she has since grown to loathe.