Teá Gardner (LittleKuriboh)

"Oh my God, that's right, Pharaoh... Friend me! Friend me! Friend all over my face! Oh, that's so friendly of you. Oh, you're such a good friend. Make friends with my vagina!"

Teá Gardner is a supporting character in YuGiOh!: The Abridged Series by LittleKuriboh.

Biography
Teá is clinically obsessive. She's a nymphomaniac, a kleptomaniac and considers friendship to be a sacred cow. She constantly lusts over Yugi's dark side, but doesn't notice Yugi's interest in her. She has some attraction to Yugi, but only because he's got the same body as Dark Yugi. Marik and Duke Devlin also catch her eye.

Her skill in Duel Monsters is erratic. She could beat Joey and Mai, yet when it came down to a duel with high stakes she didn't know the first thing about Duel Monsters. This led to her mind being briefly possessed by a sinister old man with a penguin fetish. No-one noticed the difference since both characters were sex-crazed. As Marik had placed part of himself in Teá's mind he was able to cut this sub-plot short so that he could have her body to himself.