Krillin (Team Four Star)

"Wow! Such power, from every living being on the planet. I can feel it all surging inside of me. Every man, woman, and child. This, this is Earth's very essence!...BOO-YAH, MOTHER-F*CKER!" "Hello Gohan, have you done your homework because if you don't, Chichi will KICK MY ASS!"

Krillin is the best friend of Son Goku in Dragonball Z: The Abridged Series. He is well known for taking heavy amounts of physical (and sometimes emotional) abuse from villains (and occasionally friends). Whenever this happens, the Krillin Owned Count will appear and tally it.

Battle with the Saiyans
After telling Chichi that Piccolo murdered her husband and kidnapped her son, Chichi blamed Krillin for it and has threatened to castrate him on numerous occasions. Mr. Popo takes great delight in abusing him as part of his "training". After defeating three Saibamen, his efforts were ignored after Piccolo managed to kill just one. Despite his reputation for getting killed or beaten, Krillin manages to survive the fight with the Saiyans and develops a big head about it.

Adventures on Namek
When Krillin meets Dende, he constantly ignores his real name and decides to call him "Little Green", which earns him Dende's ire. He gets a power-up from the elder Namek, but is tols that this will be his peak and that it's "all downhill from here". Krillin gets impaled by Freeza, who flails his bleeding body around, causing his KOC to go up with each fling. This eventually activates the bonus feature and Freeza gets 2 extra lives. Gohan blames Krillin for this. When Krillin is killed for real, his death is played fairly seriously. Dende reluctantly wishes him back to life with the dragonballs.

Battle with the Androids
After dying and coming back to life, Krillin cashes in on his life insurance under the alias of his "brother" Juan. This gets the attention of a gold-digger named Marron. When Krillin decides to come clean to her, she reveals that she was a government agent who was just waiting for him to confess to fraud. Krillin is then left destitute and has to live with Master Roshi.

Krillin participates in the battle with the androids. He develops a habit of pelting his allies with senzu beans, even if they don't need one. He's still reluctant to give any to Vegeta, though. Krillin has a brush with Android 18, who instead of owning him decides to give Krillin a peck on the cheek. He then uses this as bragging material, which is wasted on his friends. Krillin manages to locate an embryonic version of Cell and destroys it after having a "Life vs. Choice" debate with Trunks. He then cheers about how he finally killed a major antagonist.