Big Cass

This right here is Big Cass. He’s seven feet tall, and you can’t teach that. His partner, Enzo Amore, is a certified G and a bona fide stud, and you can’t teach that either. Together, they’re the realest guys in the room, and if Enzo’s brutalizing jargon doesn’t get you, Queens-born Cass’ bulldozing offense will.

Enzo & Cass are what you’d get if David and Goliath ran into each other at the Jersey Shore and decided to become a tag team, with the towering Cass filling the role of the duo’s resident juggernaut. He’s a man of decidedly few words — though it might just be comparatively less than Enzo — but he lets his fists and boots do all the talking, or shutting up, that needs to be done.

Anything but “sawft," Big Cass’ future is as bright as the Manhattan skyline and wide as the Queensboro Bridge … not that anyone needs him to spell that out.