Craig Tucker

"If I could (X) I would be sooo happy."

- Craig in "Le Petit Tourette Craig Tucker is a member of the boys' fourth grade class.

Biography
Craig's most distinguishing physical feature is his blue chullo hat topped with a yellow puffball. One of his traits is his tendency to flip people off, usually for no discernible reason, though this habit only appears in Season 3. He leads the group known as Craig's Gang.

While eight years old in the first three seasons, he was nine by "Fourth Grade" and, as of the Season Twelve episode "Pandemic 2: The Startling", he is ten, according to his birthday cake.

Craig tends to have a strained relationship with the boys, either playing the rival or just flat-out insulting them in a deadpan fashion.

Quotes
"Don't worry, Stan, I don't think the fight's even gonna happen. Cartman said that Wendy's already begging him to call it off."

- Craig to Stan about Wendy in "Breast Cancer Show Ever"

"Tom Saltzman says you just glued a piece of glass to an iPad cover and you're faking it."

- Craig in "HUMANCENTiPAD"

"I can't be something just because everyone wants me to be. I have to be myself."

- Craig to Tweek in "Tweek x Craig"