Joan of Arc (Clone High)

It's tough to follow in the footsteps of someone who heard the voice of God at age 13, led the French army at age 17, and was burned at the stake at age 19. Just ask Joan of Arc. She's managed to accomplish exactly none of these things. But most disappointingly, she can't even get Abe to see her as more than just "one of the guys." Sigh. Being Joan of Arc is no picnic, but luckily her cynical attitude and wry wit keep her afloat. She's a counterculture girl who isn't afraid to speak her mind while she searches for deeper meaning and artistry in the shallowness of high school.