Lillian Abigail Hitler Schmemmerhorn-Fish

Lillian Abigail Hitler Schmemmerhorn-Fish (née Bellacourt), played by Natasha Leggero, is the second eldest Bellacourt daughter, who is often seen wearing a tiara. Once left at the altar at the age of eleven, "the height of a woman's sexual peak," her subsequent loveless and despised marriage to Victor has nonetheless produced eight "non-sons" that have "all been ripped from [her] stomach" and most of whom are named Susan. She's the "pretty, smart, funny, ambitious, nice body, soon-to-be-famous" one. Lillian is ruthlessly competitive, manipulative, and scheming; she always wants to 'win' in social circles and be seen as an icon to be envied. Hungry for fame and press, Lillian often stages dramatic scenes in order to be discovered such as false kidnapping, competing in a beauty pageant, arranging a fake funeral for her 'dead' (bribed) husband, or throwing a dog dinner party to woo her way into the "richest white people" club. Lillian is smart and resourceful, but is often thwarted by her immense selfishness and unrealistic goals. Of the two sisters, Lillian acts as the cunning leader and consistently carries around her furiously vicious chihuahua, Major Cutie.