Adam Goldberg

"Those words make it so much more worse. I'm never swimming again. Even if George Lucas invited me to a pool party on Dagobah, I'd still say no, I mean I'd go and check it out. How many chances do you have to meet Yoda? But I would not go into the pool"

- Adam Goldberg vowing never to swim again

Adam Goldberg is the main character from the 2013 sitcom ''The Goldbergs. ''When he was a child he recorded his family's wild antics and when he became an adult he narrated about his life in the 80-somethings. As an adult he was voiced by Patton Oswalt.