Yugi Muto (LittleKuriboh)

"OUR PROTAGONIST, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN! A midget pervert with a gaming fetish and hands twice the size of his own torso!"

- LittleKuriboh

Yugi Muto is the name shared by the dual protagonists in the internet parody YuGiOh!: TheAbridged Series by Little Kuriboh. Due to the nature of this series, both versions of Yugi can only be considered heroes in the loosest sense of the word.

Yugi (The Weak One)
"Super-Special-Awesome-Ultra-Special-Sexy-Transformation-Sequence GO!" Yugi's pretty similar to his mainline counterpart, but exaggerated to the point of hilarity. He's so physically weak that lifting two decks at once counts as pumping iron for him.

His friendship with Joey is debatable, as he holds a grudge against him for bullying him in the past. It's revealed that he stole most of his cards (including the Dark Magician) from Joey.

It's revealed in the future that this Yugi will hit puberty at age 23, but die a virgin. His last words were "I've wasted my life".

Yugi (The Cool One)
"Heart of the Cards? More like Heart of My Ass." This version of Yugi is similar to his original manga counterpart, being a sadist who does questionable deeds that he apparently gets away with due to being the protagonist. He's homosexual and has a romantic interest in Yusei Fudo, who seems confused by his similar feelings of attraction. On top of his homosexuality, he seems to dislike women, having nothing but contempt for Teá and making sexist jokes about Mai.

He's also a narcissist, making reference to his good looks whenever he could, as well as taking all the credit for beating a villain that took three duelists to beat. Melvin of all people points out how his previous existence as Pharaoh is a testament to how cruel he is, stating that he had slaves build monuments for him that all died in the process. There's also his habit of mind-crushing anyone who gets in his way.

His intelligence is also heavily downplayed compared to how he's normally portrayed. Despite being the King of Games, he doesn't know what poker is. He believes that Marik and Bakura are girls.

In the future, this Yugi will go on to become a major movie star.