User blog:ImaginedFoxyexe/Ok, STEVE? WHY?!

Alright, I'm probably going to get a ton of salty people hunting me down, But what the hell is wrong with the Steve?'s story? I'm going to put everything thats WRONG in 'Bold Italics. 'Ok?

"The story of steve starts when he lose his parents when his brother herobrine betrayed him, Steve lives with his pets Kevin,Bob & Gorge until one day he met Alex and Butch the Aether Dragon and they became pals to save the world of minecraft from herobrine, steve,alex and the pets go to the end to stop herobrine evil plan and they battle the enemies. after hours of battle Steve ask alex if she want to live with him the rest of his life and alex said "yes" and they became boyfriends forever."

What?

Ok. First Off, Steve never HAD a story. He just Popped into exsistance. No story. Minecraft is about CREATING his story. Second, HEROBRINE ISN'T REAL. And was NEVER Steve's brother.

The Pets Have no official names. Nametags were available, but I HIGHLY doubt that Steve would Cannologically name his pets that.

"Butch the Aether Dragon"? Who the hell is that? And more importantly, why the Aether? The Aether isn't canon In the slightest. It MAY be in a future Installment, due to how much the community loves it, But its unlikely.

AGAIN, NON-CANON. ITS JUST A SKIN.

Pets cannot travel to The End. No way, no how.(Unless you mod) And even if they did, a patch was made so that they would glitch out of the map and fall into the void. Believe me, I tried.

What is Herobrine's "Evil Plan"? To cover the world in redstone torches?

What enemies? Zombies, Creepers, Skeletons, Spiders, Witches, and Enderman? Be specific.

ALEX IS A GIRL. And "Boyfriends Forever?" One, Steve isn't a Homosexual. I don't think he has any love Intrests other than Diamonds and Loot. (Old joke never gets old.) Unless its Fanart or Mods, its NEVER Canon.

This entire story Is FAN made. The editor probably found it off some wierd article on a blog site.

Fix this. Please.

I rest my case.



