Brian Boitano (South Park)

"What would Brian Boitano do?"

-The South Park Boys

Brian Boitano is a real-life figure skater and Messianic figure in the animated series South Park, which is really saying something because Jesus actually exists in South Park!

Acts of Heroism

 * Taught the children, along with Jesus and Santa, the true meaning of Christmas
 * He did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blind fold during the Olympics.
 * Used his magical fire breath to rescue some damsels in distress who were attacked by grizzly bears while hiking in the alps
 * Travelled to the year 3010 to defeat an evil robot king and save the human race.
 * Beat up Kublai Khan while building the pyramids