Thread:Mesektet/@comment-27729149-20150926000827/@comment-3581997-20150930131830

And food for thought keep in mind God and The Devil have slightly different interpretations in different religions. Christianity is the most popular in which, God is Superman and Satan is a rebelling angel. In Islam though God is less about stroking his own Ego and more about helping mankind gain the wisdom to adapt to the sin of knowledge the apple gave them where as Satan is basically a mindless beast. And in Judaism God is, well an asshole. Jews don't worship God cause he is good, they worship him cause his is an ill tempered all-powerful jerk even on his best days so you always want to be on his good side and Satan is just a snarky angel who works for him, Jews don't believe in hell.

Christian: "Oh lord bless me an my family and all the good little boys and girls."

Muslim: "O lord on high please give me the insight to solve my own problem and overcome my troubles."

Jew: "God... please stay out of my way."