Professor Jonathan Frink

"Glayvin!"

- Frink's catchphrase

"And the (random object) and (other random object) and the hey hey hey!"

- Another one of Frink's catchphrases.

"Oops, I forgot to carry the one"

- Professor Frink

Jonathan "John" I.Q. Neidelbaum Frink, Jr., B.Sc., Ph.D. M.R.S.C., C.Chem, better known as Professor Frink and once referred to as Doctor Frink, (b. 1950) is Springfield's local scientist and college professor, and is extremely brilliant, though somewhat socially inept. Frink often tries to use his bizarre inventions to aid the town in its crises, but they usually only make things worse.