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No. You don't understand. I've been dead for 35 years. Today is the day I live.
~ Brad before fighting the Rando Army

Brad Armstrong is the main character of the 2014 side-scrolling RPG LISA: The Painful RPG. He is a middle-aged man with a broken past (abuse from his father and the suicide of his sister). His main goal is saving his adopted daughter Buddy from the Rando Army. In his journey he fights with many depraved men and is forced to do horrible things like using his companions as toys to Russian Roulette or choosing between losing his limb or his party members.

Appearence and Personality

Brad is a middle-aged man with a long beard and bald head. He is wearing a brown, itchy poncho and red wristbands. Before the Big Flash, he had an afro.

Brad is a really quiet and solemn man. He rarely shows much emotion outwardly, except in situations where Buddy's life is at risk.


As a kid, Brad was living with his abusive father Marty and his little sister Lisa. After many years of abuse he left his home and probably moved to his friend's house.

After that he became a Karate instructor (probably to teach young people how to defend themselves). Sadly due to his abuse he also became a drug addict - he often took painkillers.

After the Big Flash, Brad builds a house with his friends - Rick, Sticky and Cheeks. He finds Buddy and adopts her to protect her from the outside world and redeem himself.

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