| “ | What would Brian Boitano do? | „ |
| ~ The South Park Boys |
Brian Boitano is a real-life figure skater and Messianic figure in the animated series South Park, which is really saying something because Jesus actually exists in South Park!
Acts of Heroism
- Taught the children, along with Jesus and Santa, the true meaning of Christmas
- He did two salchows and a triple lutz while wearing a blind fold during the Olympics.
- Used his magical fire breath to rescue some damsels in distress who were attacked by grizzly bears while hiking in the alps
- Travelled to the year 3010 to defeat an evil robot king and save the human race.
- Beat up Kublai Khan while building the pyramids