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"Chita is a hot bartender with huge assets. A modern day RESPECTABLE slut. She’s an enabler. She’ll serve you drinks with visual aids and pretend you’re not looking at her. Breast milk is her favorite drink for babies. That way they don’t grow up to be perverts. She loves babies!" -'s description of Chita

Chita is one of the four main characters in the show, appearing in most if not all episodes in the series.


Chita is a kind and very accepting person. She takes platonic compliments from the local hobo in the bar she works at and loves when her best friend Phil and his cousin Jack visits her at work.

In Got Surgery? she openly talks about how she dislikes plastic surgery and vanity.

She also is accepting of Cherry Pie, the town's token trans woman.

In Road Trippin', she sticks up for Jack while Phil bullies him.


Chita is Phil's best friend. Even though in the first episode, you assume Chita is more than Phil's best friend, throughout the rest of the episode, (and series), Phil helps Jack hook up with Chita.

Jack is Chita's "friend with benefits". They are not a canon couple and have never mentioned that they were dating, but it is implied on many occasions that Chita and Jack have sex often.

Horat likes Chita mostly for her breast size in which Chita is greatly annoyed by


  • Chita has breast implants and has her lips pumped.
  • Chita loves the Halo game franchise.
  • Chita believes that by reading Us Weekly, watching the Daily Show, and studying The Secret, she can build a time machine and be a comedic version of a modern day Nostradamus (A 14th century pharmacist)
    • On many occasions, she has shown anger towards Phil but never to the point of hurting him for his shenanigans.
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