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Powers and Abilities
Chuck Norris' abilities come from satirical factoids that claim him as an all-powerful super-being. The facts are normally absurd hyperbolic claims about Norris' toughness, attitude, virility, sophistication, and masculinity. These facts essentially allow him to do pretty much anything, even the impossible or impractical (i.e. count to infinity, divide by zero, push down planets when he does push ups). Due to these facts, Chuck Norris is often regarded as one of the most powerful fictional characters.