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We are certain of only one thing: Everybody was once a child.
~ From the "GoI Field Guide"
Crafting joy, madness,
misters, toys, and happiness!
Just while supplies last!
~ From "SCPoems"

Dr. Wondertainment is the name given for an anonymous entity separate from the SCP Foundation.  It is either an individual or a business that supplies an assortment of toys and gadgets that exhibit anomalous properties (many of which are contained by the SCP Foundation).

History

It is unclear who Dr. Wondertainment is or when exactly it was formed.  Although the Foundation suggests it could be the name of either the individual that founded the company or perhaps the actual name of the company itself.

Dr. Wondertainment claims that it has an affiliation with the SCP Foundation after the latter first contained the company's specially branded Super Paper (dubbed SCP-445 by the Foundation).

Description

Dr. Wondertainment follows a list of essential key concepts to its creations:

  • It is a Capitalist Construct
  • It makes toys aimed towards children
  • It is "childish and playful" (whether or not this claim is true is up for debate)

The Company produces a number of "childrens toys" and magical inventions meant as a form of entertainment to express imagination and fun.  Although some of the products are considered safe and harmless (such as SCP-1997 and SCP-3301), others are considered terrible (such as SCP-1799), dangerous (such as SCP-609), or even controversial (pretty much every one of its products).  

Despite its reputation, Dr. Wondertainment considers itself well-meaning to is purpose, and does not mean to create its products as a form of weapons, rather as a form of curiosity.

Notable Products

Collection of all of the Little Misters

  • The Amazing Alternative Animal: A line similar to the Little Misters line comprised of animals which also exhibit anomalous properties:
    • Ferdinand the Fancy Fish
    • Hubert the Hilarious Humuhumunukunukuapua’a
    • Jerome the Jolly Jellyfish
    • Quincy the Quaint Quagga
    • Sammy the Superfluous Serpent (SCP-4225)
    • Vivian the Vocal Viper
    • [DATA X-SPONGED] (SCP-1459-J)
  • Dr. Wondertainment's Super Paper (SCP-445): a set of 11"x 17" paper that is denser and more durable than normal paper. When folded, it will animate into the object in question, and can only be unfolded by the person who folded it. Tests also show that it is highly resistant to the properties of SCP-073.
  • Dr. Wondertainment's Ontological 6-Balls (SCP-609): a collection of anomalous green "6" billiards balls (designated SCP-609-1) that can be manipulated by thought, and can teleport anywhere (including the moon); they do not show any signs of being actual objects, rather as "immaterial manifestations".
  • Robo-Dude (SCP-846): A small plastic sentient robot which obeys to its manufacturer and current owner. It possesses several"Robo-Accessories", some of which include real functioning firearms.
  • Dr. Wondertainment's Bubblebath Bonbons (SCP-1079): packets of pink, bonbon-like candies that when consumed, secrets the consumer's blood pink, but doesn't pose an immediate health risk. Packets warn not to consume more than one candy in a sitting, and consuming 4 or more in one go has proven to be almost always fatal.
  • Dr. Wondertainment's Custom-Pets (SCP-1550): Larvae creatures which will undergo metamorphosis transforming into different animals depending on the environment they are.
  • Dr. Wondertainment's Infinite Fun-Book (SCP-1997): a seemingly endless activity book with educational activities in which some contain content that makes no sense. Such activities include:
    • SCP-1997-3: A "Spot The Differences!" puzzle featuring an alien landscape. (Completed)
    • SCP-1997-28: Connecting Apollo astronauts to their respective missions. (Completed Incorrectly)
    • SCP-1997-112: A crossword puzzle measuring 2m x 2m (approx. 6.5 ft. x 6.5 ft.). (Partially Completed)
    • SCP-1997-365: Unscrambling the names of 13 planets. These include the planets in our solar system as well as ones outside of it. (Incomplete)
    • SCP-1997-874: A cryptogram message from "Commander Nova" containing 1987 characters that has yet to be deciphered by Foundation personnel. (Incomplete)
    • SCP-1997-1038: Connecting over 25,000 dots to draw engineering schematics for a Mars lander that matches no known prototype. (Incomplete)
  • WonderShipping (SCP-2445): A normal truck which has been modified by Wondertainment to help transport and spread their products.
    • SCP-2445-1: A modified engine which produces more power than that of a normal one and directly connects to SCP-2445-2.
    • SCP-2445-2: A black metallic cube placed between the driver's and passenger's seat which appears to be the main source of the truck's anomaly. This device is connected to a control touchscreen which displays the word WonderVision and offers the driver options which can cause a variety of anomalous actions such time manipulation, tracking, invisibility, and teleportation of Wondertainment products.
  • THE FOUNDATION (SCP-3301): A silver box containing a board game of variable size and shape that always contains a smaller silver box of similar appearance to the larger one containing the game. The game appears to be based off of the SCP Foundation itself, and the rules suggest it resembles that of a role-playing game.
  • WALTER THE MUSICAL JOLLY APE (SCP-3879): A mechanically-altered gorilla to act as a attraction bringing joy. However, it the only surviving member of its line and mistreated by the previous head of Wondertainment, causing the gorilla to develop depression. After Holly Light became the new president of Dr. Wondertainment she gave the poor gorilla to Wilson's Wildlife Solutions in order to help it move on with its life and live a more happy life.
  • Christmas Carl by Dr. Wondertainment (SCP-4745): A plastic snowman which only activates when a top hat is put on it. When it is activated, it will decorate the room it is in with Halloween-themed decorations. However, when left activated for too long it will manifest more mature decorations, eventually manifesting "decorations" made out of real human flesh, disembodied voices and creating pocket dimensions filled with graveyards.
  • Dr. Wondertainment's Guide to History (SCP-4890): A hardcover children's pop-up book which when opened inside a room it transforms said room into an infinite purple space which can take the form of historical events as presented in the book, but the events showed by the book are often inaccurate and ridiculous.
    • Dr. Papertainment (SCP-4890-1): A small origami figurine found within the book resembling the mascot of the company. When the book is activated, the figurine will animate and grow to the size of a regular human. It is capable of manipulating the purple space and uses it to present to the user of the book historical events.
  • dr playtime kit for the kiddos (SCP-4949): A toy doctor kit created through the combined collaboration with Wondertainment and dado. This kit allows children to operate on living humans just like real doctors and always results in the child's aim.
  • Dr. Wondertainment's Quantum Teaching Resources (SCP-5367): A set of three devices "For when the classical way isn't working" originally produced by The Factory:
    • THE QUANTIZER (SCP-5367-1): A toy-like pistol which convert subjects it is pointed at into various electromagnetic waves.
    • THE DIFFRACTOR (SCP-5367-2): A cube-like device which convert the room in which it is activated into a medium capable of diffracting living beings and the objects that are being interacted with, and all actions done by living beings appear to happen simultaneously.
    • THE ENTANGLER (SCP-5367-3): A rectangular device which causes the minds and bodies of subjects who walk underneath it to become cognitively entangled.
  • A VILE Machine (SCP-V1l3-J): A slot machine which produces romantic stories with two SCPs randomly selected by the machine.
  • A PULPy Machine (SCP-PU1P-J): A slot machine which produces "pulp magazine" revolving around an SCP randomly selected by the machine.

Gallery

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Trivia

  • It appears that the concept of Dr. Wondertainment was based on the idea of Willy Wonka.
  • The group known as "Gamers Against Weed" have created their own line of misters as a parody of Wondertainment's line. Apparently Dr. Wondertainment is unaware of this, since when Herman Fuller tried to start his own line of Little Misters, he was threatened with a lawsuit.
  • The SCP Foundation formed a special department dedicated to solely study products of Dr. Wondertainment. This department was known as GoI-386 Research & Investigation Department with Dr. Justine Everwood acting as its director.

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Esoteric SCPs
SCP-040 | SCP-5699

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SCP-001 (The Gate Guardian) | SCP-001 (Dr. Wondertainment) | SCP-001 (The Broken God)

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