Ed Malloy
Edward "Ed" Malloy (aka The Brain Smasher) is the main protagonist of the 1993 low budget action-comedy film, Brain Smasher... A Love Story. He was portrayed by the controversial actor-comedian, Andrew Dice Clay.
Biography[]
Ed was a bouncer in a local hot nightclub in Portland, Oregon. He was doing what he did best, filtering the club-goers from the trouble-makers as a young beautiful model, Samantha Crain, was on the run from these evil Chinese Monks who everyone mistakes as Ninjas. They were chasing her because they believed her sister, Cammy Crain, was in possession of a very rare lotus flower that was to give whoever ate it ultimate power.
Throughout the night, he was protecting Samantha intentionally to get a watch that was worth ten thousand USD as bounty. But while they were on the run from the evil masked Chinese Monks, they fall for each other. In the end, Ed, Cammy, and Sam outsmart and beat up the Monks and tricked their leader, Wu into eating a poisonous flower which he thought was the real flower. Before he died, he said that their 2250 years of chasing down this flower "went down the toilet."
Shortly after, Cammy took the real flower to a museum and Ed and Samantha kissed in victory and have been together ever since.
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