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Giggity-giggity-goo!
~ Glenn Quagmire's catchphrase.
O-Right!
~ Glen Quagmire's second catchphrase

Gleonard "Glenn" Quagmire, (born Glenn Quagglechek), is a major character in the Family Guy franchise.

He is the sex-crazed, perverted neighbor of the Griffins. Quagmire is a former ensign of the U.S. Navy, where he met Peter Griffin. In Meet the Quagmires, it is established that he already knew Peter and his future wife Lois Griffin. He currently works as an airline pilot.

Quagmire is roughly 5'8" tall in Blind Ambition and 61 years old according to his driver's license in FOX-y Lady. He explains that he makes himself look younger by consuming carrots. Glenn currently resides at 29 Spooner Street, Quahog, Rhode Island.

His catchphrase "Giggity" has been used many times in popular culture since the beginning of the show in 1999, such as the January 4, 2011 episode of Around the Horn. He is also the best friend of Peter Griffin, Cleveland Brown and Joe Swanson.

He is voiced by Seth MacFarlane (who also voices Peter, Brian, and Stewie Griffin in the same series, as well as Stan Smith and Roger in American Dad!, and the title character in Ted and Ted 2).

Appearance

Glenn Quagmire appears Caucasian adult male with short 50's-style-combed raven hair. He has a big chin with a deep cleft and a long nose. He wears a red Hawaiian shirt, blue jeans, and brown shoes.

Heroic Deeds

  • Protective with his family, especially his sister Brenda.
  • He's always there to help his friends out.
  • Blind Ambition - Saved a girl from dying of a heart attack, even though he didn't know what CPR meant.
  • Airport '07 - Saved an entire plane's crew and passengers after Peter's plan to have Glenn regain his job backfired.
  • Hannah Banana - Saved Evil Monkey by defeating the Miley Cyrus robot.
  • Screams of Silence: The Story of Brenda Q. - Killed Jeffery Fecalman to save his sister.
  • He helped Meg Griffin defeat Michael Pulaski.
  • In "Brian the Closer", Quagmire gives Brian Griffin the number of his dentist, so that Brian could have the new teeth, here it turns out that Quagmire's hatred for Brian doesn't cloud his moral judgement. Unfortunantly, Brian Later gets a job as a realtor and Cons Quagmire into buying a terrible condo run down dump and was completely misrepresented. Brian has ducked out to hide for the 72 hours escape clause. When the 72 hours is up, an outraged Quagmire knocks Brian's teeth out with a lamp. How he got his money back is unknown.
  • In some episodes, Quagmire developed a tolerance towards Brian in certain social situations without either of them being mean towards one another at times.
  • In "Brian's Play", despite everything he said about him, he goes to Brian's play while on a date with Consuela, and even applauded for it in the end, clearly enjoying and even admiring Brian's work of art.
  • In "Married ... With Cancer", Quagmire was so touched and brought to tears by Brian's supposed love for Jess and how he wanted to make her last days special that he puts his dislike for the dog aside, saying he's a good guy, and threw him a bachelor party.
  • In "The Heartbreak Dog", he wasn’t against Brian and Bonnie being together.
  • In Cat Fight, he opened up a cat café and after fixing Brian's arm, Quagmire told him that he wanted to be known for something good instead of just being the town's sex maniac.
  • In "Family Cat", through a spy cam, he learned about Pouncy's true nature, believing Brian's words and warned him about how cats control over their owners through parasitic means which turns them into a 'Crazy Cat Lady', where he also got infected along the way. But still intervened after Brian failed to stop Meg and offered Pouncy to take him as the crazy cat lady instead of her, sacrificing himself in the process.
  • He showed up at Brian's birthday.
  • In "The Lois Quagmire", he agreed to chaperone Lois for her high-school reunion party and when she felt left out after seeing him making out with a waitress, Quagmire told her that it's because she's Peter's wife.
  • In "Passenger Fatty-Seven", he saved his friends and his passengers from terrorists.

Theme song

Opening

Man: Who else but Quagmire?
Singers: He's Quagmire! Quagmire! You never really know what he's gonna do next he's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggity! Giggity! Giggity! Giggity! Let's have sex!

Closing

Man: Who else but Quagmire?
Singers: He's Quagmire! Quagmire!
Quagmire: Giggity! Giggity! Goo!

ShirtPants version

Man: Who else but ShirtPants?
Singers: He's ShirtPants! ShirtPants! He's trying to remember, but he really can't. He's ShirtPants! ShirtPants!
Quagmire: All I know for sure is I'm wearin' a shirt and pants!

Quagmire intermissions

Breaking Out is Hard to Do

Posh Man: I do hope nothing happens to spoil this fancy dinner party.
(Quagmire takes off his clothes and dances on the table)
Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!

Airport '07 (DVD version only)

Man: Let us forever remember this beautiful young woman, taken from us in the bloom of youth, yet as unspoiled as when she was born.
(Quagmire exits the coffin in surprise)
Quagmire: Giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-giggity-goo!

Trivia

  • In the recent seasons, he hates Brian for some mistakes that he has committed in the past with little disregard of the pervert's own faults. Whenever these two interact, Quagmire has been very rude to Brian and sometimes takes cold pleasure of his misfortune, despite Brian's attempts to be polite, treating him like he is much more of a jerk than he really is. It usually ends where Quagmire continuously hurting Brian, be it verbally and/or physically, as his hatred of the Griffin dog continues to grow without any consequences of his actions. It's possible that the real reason why Quagmire dislikes Brian is because he's simply a dog, as he developed an attraction to cats which turns out to be true in "Must Love Dogs". This hatred turns into relationship of frenemies (are friends and enemies at the same time) which was shown in some later episodes where they're seen together hanging out with Peter, Joe and Cleveland. Eventually, in one of the episodes in Season 18, Cat Fight, after Brian succeeded in shutting down Quagmire's cat cafe and getting into a fight, Brian gets struck by a bus and Quagmire then comes to patch him up. Quagmire states he wanted to do something good, and Brian puts on an emotional support animal vest to go for a walk with him where most fans assumed both of their feud has finally ended. However, in season 19 episodes La Famiglia Guy and Fecal Matters, they're still frenemies.
  • Quagmire is one of the two people to have affection towards Lois, besides Brian.

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