Horatio McCallister is a major character from the animated TV series, The Simpsons.
He is voiced by Hank Azaria.
Bio[]
Captain Horatio Peter McCallister is mainly known as "The Sea captain". He is a member of the Springfield Alcoholics Anonymous and has a peg leg in which he keeps liquor. In "The Bart of War" he uses his wooden leg to have a vicious sword fight with Sideshow Mel's bone. He is commonly referred to simply as "the Sea Captain", though when he took the witness stand in "New Kid on the Block", Lionel Hutz clearly addresses him as "Captain McCallister".
The Sea Captain is always seen holding a corncob pipe and squinting (because he has at least one glass eye, though once he was seen tapping both of his eyes, stating he has two glass eyes). He also has an artificial leg. As an entrepreneur, McCallister is equally incompetent. On several occasions, he acknowledges his incompetence with a depressed: "Yarr, I don't know what I'm doin'." Although he once states under oath (in "New Kid on the Block") that he is not a real sea captain, at various occasions in later episodes he is indeed shown captaining a ship (even though "Bart's Girlfriend" revealed that he "...hate[s] the sea and everything in it" during the part where he watches ships crash). His restaurant, The Frying Dutchman, is a failing business venture that does not generate enough income to support its owner.
Appearance[]
Captain McAllister has yellow skin with white hair and a beard. He wears a sea captain's hat, a green sweater, a blue pea soup jacket, brown pants, black rubber boots and often carries a corncob pipe. He squints a lot, probably because he has two glass eyes.