Jesus Christ is a minor hero from the Netflix original series, Paradise P.D.. He is the holy prophet of Christianity, who despite his occasional acts of villainy and dick moves, is an overall hero.
Heroic Acts[]
- In "The Father, The Son, and the Holy Post-It Note", Jesus Christ helped the Legion of Dooooom steal some money from a Catholic Priest. While this sounds like a villainous thing, which it is, it also has soon good to it because not only was this Catholic Priest an evil villain, himself who stole the money, but Jesus Christ was also doing this solely for the purpose of making Pat Robertson stop acting like a bigoted, homophobic asshole, proving that under all that hateful, sinister dickery, Jesus Christ houses a good heart, that truly cares about everyone and he doesn't want people using his name to spread hate and intolerance. Jesus Christ tried to politely ask the evil priest to kindly return the money but the priest just insulted him horribly and then beat him up. Jesus Christ tried to fight back but he was so much of a weak and cowardly pussy, all he did was cry and shit his pants.