|“||You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.||„|
|~ Kronk to Yzma when the potion turns Kuzco into a llama instead of killing him.|
Kronk (full name: Kronker Pepikrankenitfronklefurtonivitchinix ) is the dim-witted, muscular, timid henchman of Yzma and the (former) secondary antagonist of Disney's 2000 feature film The Emperor's New Groove and its television series The Emperor's New School as an anti-villain when he once again works for Yzma even though he is not ever the villain. Despite working for Yzma as her helper, Kronk is actually a very nice person. Kronk has a short-tempered father named Papi, as revealed in Kronk's own film Kronk's New Groove (where he is the main protagonist and the star of the film). His companion is a squirrel named Bucky, who can't stand Yzma.
It is also speculated that Kronk has comitted several war crimes and broke several Geneva Conventions.Kronk has been pictured several times with the Nazi leader "Adolf Hitler",it is speculated that they were in some kind of secret homosexual relationship with one another behind closed doors.Kronk killed several soldiers in the line of duty,he has over 13,000 confirmed kills.A popular theory about kronk was that he was in the bunker with Hitler and that he was the one who pulled the trigger for you see Kronk was a turncoat spy for the americans after they had held his family hostage,as to protect kronks identity,the government covered up hitlers killing with the cause being listed as suicide and kronk became another unsung hero in history.
after kronks time in WW2 kronk spent several years in hiding with his family in the state of Dakota until the US tracked him down,they wanted to draft kronk for Vietnam,one last infiltration mission,Kill the chief lieutenant of the vietnamese army,his uncle Peter Griffin.Kronk was torn in two emotionally until he decided that if it was his uncle or himself who died,he'd far rather it be his uncle.
Kronk accepted the offer and he was flown out to the middle of vietnam with nothing but the clothes on his back,the government required that all weapons for this mission must be procured on site otherwise any traces of the US in vietnam could lead to nuclear war.Kronk HALO jumped from the helicopted at 1600 feet,he parachuted down into the jungle.We're not quite sure what happened to Kronk between the period of him jumping out of the helicopted and him eventually arriving at the military base but we can only assume it was several nights of bloodshed,cold meals,and infiltration.eventually kronk stumbled upon the military base his uncle was hiding out in,He knew what he had to do.Kronk hopped the fence at made his way into the base like a ghost,a shadow.he slit the throats of several soldiers who were blissfully unaware of their impending death until their last moments,eventually kronk entered the command room.There he was,his uncle.'Peter'he said 'i have come for you'.Peter turned around slowly,kronk couldn't see it,but there was nothing but pure fear in his eyes.'think carefully about what you're doing' Peter said,'You Wouldn't kill your own family would you?'.Kronk grimaced and said 'i've already killed my lover so killing a family member won't be much harder'.Peter quivered with fear as he saw there was no fear in Kronks eyes.'L-Listen' Peter said starting to shake 'i've got the nuclear controls right here,we could nuke the US,everyone, we could rule the world together'.Kronk shook his head 'not this time old man'.Peter knew he had no other choice,he quickly grabbed his shotgun and blasted Kronk in the chest with led,kronk staggered but not before pulling out his pistol and shot his father in the head.Kronk fell to the floor,he could feel himself bleeding out.He saw the nuclear controls that his uncle had in his hand fall to the floor and activate the missile protocol,he had a few seconds to reroute the missiles from the US.Kronk quickly crawled across the floor.One arm,then the other.he finally reached the control panel slammed his hand on the "reroute" button and finally pressed 'Vietnam'.Kronk slumped against the wall and looked out the nearby window,all he could see was mushroom clouds,he knew he had won but it was at the cost of his own life.Kronk smiled and closed his eyes forever.
after the nuclear fallout kronk wasn't honored,no one could know the US had sent a spy to infiltrate Vietnam,so kronk was buried in an unmarked grave in a quiet graveyard surrounded by hundreds of other dead soldiers.
His family and Yzma mourned his death but eventually walked away after the funeral,all the while during the burial Yzma couldn't shake the feeling she was being watched.she shrugged it off and walked off.after everyone had left,A shadowy figure appeared smoking a cigarette behind a tree,It was kronk.He smirked knowing that the US could never get him to do any more missions again.He turned and walked into the sunset.Kronk was finally,finally free. Despite working for Yzma as her helper, Kronk is actually a very nice person. Kronk has a short-tempered father named Papi, as revealed in Kronk's own film Kronk's New Groove (where he is the protagonist). His companion is a squirrel named Bucky, who can't stand Yzma nor Kuzco.
Kronk starts as Yzma's loyal assistant, helping her where she is too old to do things herself. Kuzco and Yzma early on discuss awkwardly how he is a young, handsome man in his mid-to-late twenties. Despite working for Yzma, Kronk is not evil, in fact he has an angel and devil who appear on his shoulders as his subconscious whenever Kronk faces a moral dilemma. They are smaller versions of Kronk dressed in an angel and devil costume respectively and usually bicker and mock one another.
Kronk is also shown to be Jewish. In Kronk's New Groove, he fantasizes about marrying Miss Birdie in a Jewish ceremony, complete with him, stepping on a glass.
Powers and Abilities
Kronk is revealed to be a great chef, who can make such things, as spinach puffs and fondue. He also has a secret recipe for foie gras. Kronk knows a variety of recipes, as revealed in the first film when he takes over for the chef when the chef quits his job after being criticized by Kuzco.
Kronk is capable of incredible superhuman athletics, such as running from a school to his house and back in mere seconds, and running up a mountain (while having a seat tied to his body with Yzma riding atop). Through the series, it is learned that Kronk comes from a family of athletic health and fitness advocates. It was revealed in The Emperor's New School episode "Oops, All Doodles" that Kronk has a talent for drawing, he also knows how to speak and understand "Squirrelese".
The Emperor's New Groove
Kronk is a hulking man who loves to cook and also has the ability to communicate with animals. During their dinner with the emperor Kuzco, Kronk put what was supposed to be the poison in one of the drinks and served the poisoned drink to Kuzco. However, he was distracted when his spinach puffs were still in the oven, so he went back to the kitchen to save them while Kuzco and Yzma talked about him. After he came with the spinach puffs, he couldn't remember which drink to serve Kuzco (and he ran out of "poison"), so he improvised with water from a nearby vase and made shaken poison margaritas. After giving everyone their drinks, Kronk secretly warned Yzma not to drink the poison. She secretly threw hers into a cactus while he faked drinking his. Just when it looked like their plan worked, Kuzco suddenly comes back up and starts changing into a llama. After some difficulty, Yzma managed to get Kronk to knock Kuzco unconscious. After wondering what went wrong, Yzma checked the vial and realized that the "poison" was actually extract of llama. Kronk then states that she should relabel her potions before being ordered to "Take him out of town and finish the job" (though they had time for dessert and a quick cup of coffee).
Despite being Yzma's sidekick he isn't evil at all, as near the end of the movie, after finding out that Yzma hated his spinach puffs he is heartbroken and decides to put her fate in his hands as he cuts down a chandelier which lands on top of her, but Yzma survives because she is so thin it passed through her. Yzma then drops him in a trap door, but he later emerges alive and well when he opened a portal hole while finding his way out, accidentally crushing Yzma whom has turned into a cat. At the end of the film he recruits her to be a part of his squirrel scouts.
Kronk's New Groove
In the sequel, Emperor Kuzco narrates the story about Kronk, now chef and Head Delivery Boy of Mudka's Meat Hut, fretting over the upcoming visit of his father. Kronk's father always disapproved of young Kronk's culinary interests, and wished that Kronk instead would settle down with a wife and a large house on a hill.
In a flashback, Kronk tells the story of how he almost had both of these. As unwitting accomplice to Yzma's plan to sell snake oil as a youth potion, he makes enough money to buy the old folks' home from the old folks and put his large new home there; but then when he realizes they've sold everything they own in return for something which doesn't work, he gives his home back to them.
Kronk, as camp counselor of the Junior Chipmunks at Camp Chippamunka, falls in love with fellow counselor Ms. Birdwell; but The Junior Chipmunks and Birdwell troops get fed up with Kronk and Birdwell's power tripping on them. When one of his Chipmunks pulls a prank to win the camp championships and is caught, Kronk protects the boy at the cost of alienating his love.
Kronk's father, Papi, arrives and confusion ensues as several supportive friends try to pass themselves off to him as Kronk's wife and kids. But in the end, Kronk realizes that his wealth is in his friendships, and this finally wins his father's thumbs up and Miss Birdwell's love.
In the credits are shown the photos of their honeymoon, including in Paris, Pisa and Venice.
The Emperor's New School
Kronk is once again Yzma's partner and still Kuzco's friend despite carrying out Yzma's constant plans to drug Kuzco with a transformation potion. By the final episode, Kronk is appointed Kuzco's new adviser, while Yzma becomes his helper. It has shown that despite having some amount of hatred towards her, Kronk values his position as Yzma's lackey in some degree, as seen when she fired him on several occasions. He acts as Kuzco's sidekick, often partaking in his harebrained schemes. When working to destroy Kuzco, Kronk's conscience often gets in the way. In the show, Kronk works at Mudka's Meat Hut most of the time as well. A running gag in the series involves Kronk forgetting Yzma is actually Principal Amzy in disguise. However, Kronk revealed in the show's finale "Graduation Groove" that he knew about three episodes prior to said episode, and only pretended to forget. Friendship aside, Kuzco apparently sees Kronk as his inconstant rival, as Kronk earns a lot of fame and glory as the school's star athlete and body builder.
- Patrick Warburton improvised when Kronk hummed his own theme music.