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From now on, forget everything you thought you knew about Luann Van Houten.
~ Luann after her divorce from Kirk.

Luann Van Houten (née Mussolini) is a supporting character from the long-running animated television series The Simpsons. She is one of Marge Simpson's on and off best friends and rivals, she is also Milhouse's mother and Kirk's wife. At some point in her marriage, Luann became suspicious of her husband being unfaithful to her with Marge Simpson.

She is voiced by Maggie Roswell.

Biography[]

She appears for the first time in the episode "Homer Defind" from Season 3. Later she will become one of main characters for the series.

In the episode "Milhouse Divided" from Season 8, she divorced from Kirk and will pair with Pyro.

In the episode "Little Orphan Millie" from Season 19, she be married again with Kirk. In the same episode, the two are believed to be dead during their honeymoon, but at the end of the episode, you will find that they are still alive and later will be saved.

Luann appears also in the episode "How The Test Won" from Season 20, with all Marge Simpson's Friends at the Book's Club.

Kirk Van Houten's affair with Marge Simpson[]

Luann Van Houten leaves her husband, Kirk, home alone and goes to La Tienda en Casa to buy Nutribullet. Marge Simpson knocks on Kirk's house door. Kirk opens the door of his house. Marge is invited by Kirk to his house. Kirk and Marge then begin to have a romantic relationship on the couch and end up falling in love. Kirk makes out with Marge on the couch. Unbeknownst to his wife, Luann, Kirk helps Marge escape the Van Houten house. The next morning, Luann goes to yoga in the living room. Marge uses a ladder to climb up to Kirk's bedroom window. Marge opens Kirk's bedroom window and closes it. Marge appears in Kirk's room. Kirk then resumes his romantic relationship with Marge and falls in love with her again. In his bed, Kirk makes out with Marge. Kirk secretly helps Marge escape the Van Houten house again. That evening, Kirk leaves his wife alone at home and drives to the downtown coffee shop. At the coffee shop in the town center, Kirk drinks a cup of coffee. Marge appears in front of Kirk, surprising him. Kirk invites Marge to the downtown coffee shop. Kirk continues his extramarital affair with Marge and falls in love with her. Kirk and Marge make out in the downtown coffee shop. Kirk and Marge then return to their homes. The next morning, Luann leaves her husband, Kirk, home alone and goes to La Tienda en Casa to buy Jocca for herself. Marge knocks on Kirk's house door. Kirk opens the door of his house. After being invited by Kirk to his house, Marge tells Kirk that she wants to have sex with him. Kirk has no choice but to accept. The loving tension between Kirk and Marge grows until they can not help themselves and pull off each other's clothes and have passionate intimacy in the bed. Later, Kirk and Marge end up naked under the covers in Luann's bed. In Luann's bed, Kirk and Marge engage in conversation. Luann returns to her house with the bag (which contains Jocca), but catches Kirk engaging in adulterous intercourse with Marge. Luann accuses Marge of having slept with Kirk and slaps her again. Enraged, Luann lashes out at her husband for cheating on her with Marge and repeteadly slaps him. Also, Luann accuses Kirk of having impregnated Marge.

Trivia[]

  • Luann appears also in the episode "The Simpsons Guy" from TV Series "Family Guy".
  • Luann appears also in "The Simpsons Movie" like a minor heroine.

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