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Lucy Pervertski is one of the main protagonists of the 2007 spoof comedy film Epic Movie. She is, for the most part, a parody of Lucy Pevensie from The Chronicles of Narnia.
She was portrayed by Jayma Mays, who also played Grace Winslow in the Smurfs live-action film duology, Amy Anderson in Paul Blart: Mall Cop, and voiced Dulcinea in The Adventures of Puss in Boots.
Biography[]
Lucy was the sister of Edward, Peter and Susan. At some point when they were young, their parents, the Pervertskis, were murdered by the White Bitch of Gnarnia. This lead to the four siblings becoming orphans and separated from each other. Lucy was adopted by a museum curator at Louvre in Paris.
One night, she found that her adoptive father had been attacked by Silas, an albino monk. Before he dies, the curator gives Lucy the secret code by breakdancing, which leads to Lucy finding a chocolate bar inside a vending machine, with a "Golden Ticket" that invites her to Willy's chocolate factory. Just before Silas can attack Lucy, she crouches when one of her high heels break, which sends Silas crashing into the vending machine.
Soon, somewhere, Susan is united with fellow orphans Edward, Peter and Susan, whom she is not aware are her siblings. They all received Golden Tickets to Willy's factory and are standing outside waiting to see him. Willy reveals himself to them and greets them, only to reveal that the secret ingredient for his chocolate and candy is real human parts and he is going to use an organ from each of the four protagonists for his next batch. After torturing by dismembering them for his candy (Lucy getting her heart ripped out for a "chocolate heart"), Willy puts a tattoo of his symbol on them and imprisons them in a room. The orphans try to find ways to escape from the crazy chocolatier, with Lucy managing to find a wardrobe and when she opens it for the first time, a pile of materials falls her. When she opens for the second time, she goes inside and it teleports her into a wintry forest.
She encounters Mr. Tumnus, a faun, who welcomes her to the magical realm of Gnarnia and invites him to his crib. Mr. Tumnus warns her of the dangers of the White Bitch, the tyrannical ruler of Gnarnia who plans to use a Weapon of Mass Destruction against the resistance movement that is against her.
Soon, Edward follows Lucy through the wardrobe, as well as Susan and Peter. Lucy tells them about what Mr. Tumnus warned her of and the four enter his house, but they don't find Tumnus. Instead, they find his life partner, Harry Beaver. All are horrified at first at the presence of a talking beaver, but ally themselves with him after he explains that Mr. Tumnus was kidnapped by the White Bitch for hiding Lucy. They discover they are all related and they are prophesied to join Aslo, one of the members of the resistance, to destroy the White Bitch once and for all.