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Now, as I was sayin, uh... drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Eh, uh if you do them, you're bad. Because drugs are bad, m'kay? It's a bad thing to do drugs. So, uh so don't be bad, by doing drugs, m'kay? That'd be bad, 'cause drugs are bad, m'kay?
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~ Mr. Mackey's most famous quote, at the end of the episode "Ike's Wee Wee"
Mr. Mackey, Jr. is a major character in the adult animated sitcom South Park. He is the counselor at South Park Elementary, best known for saying "m'kay" at the end of most of his sentences. He also serves on the City Council as head of Public Health. His first name is unknown.
Mackey has a unusually large head, which is caused by the tightness of his tie. He wears a green long-sleeved shirt, a blue tie, dark blue pants, and blue leather shoes, as well as black-rimmed glasses.
Personality[]
Despite his slightly odd appearance and catchphrase, Mr. Mackey seems to be an able counselor who actually cares about the children, much unlike Mr. Garrison. He sometimes appears with Principal Victoria when punishinga student or announcing an important message. His methods as a counselor reflect real-life controversy ineducation, for example, when Kyle talks about seeing Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo, he places Kyle on a heavydose prescription of Prozac. In an early episode, the children feign having Attention Deficit Disorder, and heprescribes them all Ritalin.
Mr. Mackey gets annoyed by Craig Tucker for getting send to his office everyday which he gets tired of it. He caught Craig flipping him off twice. He even advice Craig until he stopped flipping people off, he'll just go back to the waiting room.
Like everyone else, Mr. Mackey takes old people driving very seriously as he and the other citizens were warned by Randy Marsh that the senior meeting is over, which all seniors were out driving at the same time causing everyone (including Mr. Mackey) to run away.
Quotes[]
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Sit down, boys. Now let's see what did Mr. Garrison send you in here for?
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~ Mr. Mackey when the Boys came to his office.
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M'kay. I'm not really sure havin' all the parents here, was a good idea. M'kay.
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~ Mr. Mackey when all parents presented with their kids in Child Abduction is Not Funny
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Oh this is too much to take. Mom, dad, could you please leave me alone? (Mr. Mackey Sr.: We just wanna make sure nobody hurts you junior. M'kay?) M'kay.
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I'm tired of seeing you in my office, young man. You get sent here every day, Craig! (Craig: I know.) Why can't you behave!? (Craig: I don't know.) What do you have to say for yourself?!
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~ Mr. Mackey to Craig for his troubles.
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Well, I'll tell you what, young man, you're gonna be held back a grade if you can't... Did you just flip me off?! (Craig: No.) Yes, you did! You flipped me the bird! Now, see? This is exactly what I'm talking about if you don't shape up, m'kay, and get your head straight- There! You just flipped me off again! (Craig: No, I didn't.) Yes, you did. And until you stop flipping people off, you can just go back to the waiting room, m'kay? Next!
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~ Mr. Mackey when caught Craig flips him off.
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Well, well, well. If it isn't Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Eric.
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~ Mr. Mackey
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Hey! Hey, that's enough! Break it up, you two! Break it up! M'kay! M'kay!
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~ Mr. Mackey when interfering Kyle and Cartman's fighting.
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All the girls go out in the hall, please. I need to speak with the boys of this class, m'kay.
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~ Mr. Mackey when entered the fourth graders' classroom
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Now who made dookie in the urinal?!
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~ Mr. Mackey while investigating the culprit who poop the urinal.
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I think maybe Timmy is suffering from something called Attention Deficit Disorder or A.D.D. It's very common in kids at his age.
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~ Mr. Mackey revealed to Principal Victoria about Timmy's behavior.
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Good luck. M'kay.
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~ Mr. Mackey to Mr. Garrison after introducing him as the new fourth grade teacher.
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Wendy, in my office right now! MKAY?!!
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~ Mr. Mackey to Wendy after insulting her schoolmates.
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Oh, hey, boys. Merry Christmas, mkay. I'm so f+cked up, I feel like it's been christmas for a year. What did they put in these drinks?
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~ Mr. Mackey in South Park: The Fractured Butt Whole.
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Oh, but it's holidays, boys, mkay. There's nothing wrong with a little drink on ho-
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~ Mr. Mackey before he gets killed by Woodland Critters.
