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Am I not turtley enough, for the turtle club?
~ Pistachio during his turtle persona

Pistachio Disguisey is the main protagonist of the movie, The Master of Disguise. A Master of Disguise-in-training of pulling tricks, he is thrust into the world of crime fighting when his parents are kidnapped by crime boss, Devlin Bowman, and was chosen to be their hero; despite this, Pistachio tends to be too clueless to take anything seriously and act rather reckless in his immense mischief.

He is played by Dana Carvey.

History[]

Ever since he was born, Pistachio started acting crazy, impersonating people. He currently lives with his Papa and Mama in Little Italy and used to have to have a love interest named Sophia, a beautiful woman with an enormous rear, a personal fetish of the men of the Disguisey family but she dumped him for a stronger and more handsome man. Even then, Pistachio still has an obsession with women's butts.

But then one night, his parents got kidnapped by Devlin Bowman's men. Pistachio gets visited by his grandpa, Grandfather Disguisey who trains him to become a Master of Disguise just like his father.

Pistachio gets the basics down and his grandfather, Grandpa Disguisey, gets him an assistant, Jennifer Baker who is a little confused about what the job entails.

The two find one of Bowman's cigars and learn of Bowman's scheme, as well as that he will be at an antiques fair the next day.

Then, Pistachio and Jennifer go to the fair, with Pistachio disguised as an elderly woman. Bowman invites Jennifer to a party at his house. Pistachio goes to the party in disguise and distracts Bowman while Jennifer looks for clues.

That night, Pistachio and Jennifer look through the clues. Pistachio takes Jennifer home and they kiss after realizing that they have feelings for each other.

But, Bowman's men kidnap Jennifer and Pistachio breaks into Bowman's house to rescue Jennifer and his parents.

Bowman has attached a mask of his own face to Fabbrizio's head. While the real Bowman escapes, Pistachio fights his father who's brainwashed to think that he's Bowman.

In the end, Pistachio helps his father snap out his trance, they free Mama, and return the artifacts.

However, Bowman still has the United States Constitution and The Disguiseys locate Bowman, defeat him and retrieve the Constitution.

During the end credits, numerous scenes involving Pistachio take place where he shows off more Disguises, marries Jennifer, faces off with beautiful large reared henchwomen of Bowman who attempted to seduce him to the Dark Side of Energico and then gets slapped by a small man that was inside the training dummy.

Trivia[]

  • Jim Carrey, Will Ferrell, Adam Sandler, Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, Rick Moranis, Mike Myers, Steve Martin and the late Robin Williams were all considered for the role of Pistachio Disguisey before Dana Carvey was cast.

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