Postal Dude

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“	I regret nothing	„
	~ Postal Dude's famous quote

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“	That's the ticket!	„
	~ The Postal Dude's famous punchline when he is pissing.

Postal Dude (Jr.) is the protagonist of the exploitation video game series, Postal. Even though he is a protagonist, it depends whatever he does upon player's choice, either commiting good or evil acts.

He is voiced by Rick Hunter.

Appearence

Postal Dude is depicted as a slim and tall man with a goatee in around 30s (or even late 20s in the first part), except the third and Paradise Lost where he looks early 40s. He is always seen wearing sunglasses and a long trench coat whose color depends upon games. He wears a T-shirt with a stamp of alien.

In the Postal 2 beta at E3 2002, it shows he had no glasses, exposing his reddish eyes, and he was much taller and thin. Compared to that game, being voiced by Rick Hunter is not the Postal Dude himself, it was intended for it to be another voice, possibly of supernatural origin, in his head commenting on his killing spree.

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Families

• T. Dude Sr. (his father whom he hates mainly because of his alcoholism and drug use) who died in 1996. His corpse is located in the Paradise Cemetery
• Mrs. Dude (his mother who also hated by the Postal Dude) who lives in an unknown place of the country
• Dave (his uncle who is a rich guy-esque drug dealer and cult leader)
• His grandfather, Freddie Dude Jr. He is 96 Years old
• Freddie Dude Sr. (his great grandfather). He is 130 years old
• Robert Dude (his great great grandfather). He is 168 years old
• David Dude III (his younger brother). He is 33 years old
• Thomas Dude Jr. (his older brother) He is 56 years old
• Paul Dude and Mark Dude (his younger brothers)
• Chris Dude and Mark Dude Sr. (his older brothers)
• Thomas Dude Sr. and Alvin Dude (his uncles)
• Jennifer Dude and Sarah Dude (his aunts)
• ECO Dude and Daniel Dude (his ancestors)
• Robot Z-9 (his descendant)
• Lisa Dude, Ashley Dude, Melissa Dude and Mary Dude (his sisters)
• Zachary Dude, Bradley Dude, Victor Dude, Harold Dude, Jerry Dude (his brothers)

Enemies

• Parents for Decency
• Book Protestors
• Butchers
• Cultists
• Gary Coleman
• Krotchy
• The Bitch
• Uncle Dave
• Osama Bin Laden
• Zombies
• Hugo Chavez
• Rednecks
• Vegetarians
• Taliban terrorists

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