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This is for what?! Arresting me for what?! I'm not allowed to stand up for myself?! I thought this was America! Isn't this America?! Oh, I'm sorry, I thought this was America.
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~ Randy after being arrested in a Little League Baseball fan fight.
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Hey, Bat Dad!.. I didn't hear no bell!
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~ Randy after he gets up from an assault by Bat-Dad to keep fighting in the finals of The Little League Baseball.
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Yeah, it's... it's true he is.
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~ Randy to Sharon agreeing with Stan that Mr. Garrison is a sick weirdo.
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GET OFF THE STREETS! GET OFF THE STREETS! OLD PEOPLE ARE DRIVING!!!
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~ Randy warning everyone that old people are driving at the same time.
Randy S. Marsh is a major character in the adult animated sitcom South Park.
He is the son of Marvin and Grandma Marsh, the brother-in-law of Jimbo Kern, the husband of Sharon, and the father of Stan and Shelley Marsh. He is a former geologist and appears more often than any other parent in South Park, mainly due to his crazy adventures. Randy is extremely immature, to the constant embarrassment of his son Stan. He is good friends with the other dads, Gerald Broflovski, Stuart McCormick and Stephen Stotch. He also eventually became the weed farmer moving out of South Park to the farm along with his family after he was tired of living in the city. His role as an antagonist was exacerbated in Season 23, at which point Randy Marsh became one of the main characters and antagonists in the series, with his redeeming traits being greatly toned down.
He is voiced by the South Park creator, Trey Parker, who also voices his son, Stan Marsh.
Due to his flexible role as an antagonist or a protagonist or as a hero or a villain, with the only consistent thing about him being his immaturity and stupidity, Randy has done several good deeds in South Park. Here is an incomplete list of them:
In "Grey Dawn", he warns as many people in town as he can that there will be a senior citizen meeting at Country Kitchen Buffet that will cause all the old people in South Park to be driving at once, which everyone takes seriously due to how horrible elderly people in South Park are at driving. While doing this, he saves the boys from being run over by an old person that shouldn't be driving.
In the same episode, he tells the boys that the key to stopping the corrupt AARP is to get up as early as they do, which they already do because of school.
Drives Jeff Bezos out of South Park in "Bike Parade", the Season 22 finale.
In South Park: The Streaming Wars Part 2, Randy uses his surprising knowledge about the field of Earth science to create the Government Desalinization Plant that successfully cured the drought in Colorado, restoring the state's water supply. Ironically, this makes him the saviour of South Park, and is perhaps his most heroic role.
In "Eat, Pray, Queef, when Terrance and Phillip is cancelled and replaced by The Queef Sisters, Randy and the other men (including the South Park Boys) attempting to ban the queef and get Terrance and Phillip back by using farting audio and photograph Butters Stotch who got sick from a queef by a girl. They managed to ban the queefing and reinstated Terrance and Phillip.
Antics[]
Some of Randy's antics include:
Starting fights other teams' dads at baseball tournaments
Taking the biggest crap in the world
Working at Wall-Mart to get a discount on Wal-Mart's electric range or products
Replacing Chef as the school's cafeteria chef to satisfy his food fetish
Becoming a prophet for the economy and demanding that everyone tighten their belts to a ridiculous degree to satisfy the economy
Becoming a pop star whose trademark is defecating his pants onstage
Becoming a weed farmer after he and his family moved out from South Park.
Personality[]
When Sharon loses her temper at Randy for his latest scheme, he flat-out admits that he's unhappy with his lot in life. Sharon admits that she too feels like life has passed her by and tells Randy that they've grown apart with age. The two divorce amicably and seemingly for good. They later get back together off-screen and no-one learns anything from the experience.
Despite his stupidity, Randy has been shown to be a genius ditz, being the only scientist in South Park according to "Die Hippie, Die", having a Ph.D in geology, and constructing a desalination plant that extracts water from human breast implants to help resolve the drought in Colorado. He also agreeing Stan that Mr. Garrison is a sick weirdo. When Randy realize his father and the other seniors are at the meeting, he learns when the senior's meeting ends, all the senior will be driving home at the same time which would ram civilians when Randy alerted everyone to go inside the buildings, causing all the people to running while panicking.
Like his son, Randy loves watching Terrance and Phillip which amazed both Stan and Kyle. Like all men, Randy considered queefing is not funny because it is contagious as shown Butters Stotch got sick even walked out of dinner with Stan when they both had enough of Sharon's queefing.
Sharon: He's not here, honey. He's having a meeting with all the seniors in town at the community center. Randy: Oh. Wait a minute. If all the seniors in town are at the meeting, that means when the meeting get out... Sharon: Every seniors in town will be driving home... Randy: At the same time. Oh my god!
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~ Randy and Sharon realizing when the senior meeting ends, old people will drive at the same time which would make more accidents.
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Oh my god. Well, how's he doing? Yeah, Yeah, I'm sure. Huh, okay, well thank you for telling me, Mr. Stotch. I'll spread the word. Yeah, you take care. Bye.
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~ Randy when Stephen calls him due to Butters got sick after being queefed
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That's it! I'm leaving!
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~ Randy when he leaving off the dinner table after Sharon queefed
