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~ Red's catchphrase
Uno?! Real men play poker, yo!
~ Red, in Real Dudes Bros Night Man

Red is one of the two titular main protagonists of Dick Figures, besides his friend Blue. He is a fun-loving guy, never seen calm, who almost never takes things seriously and loves parties and girls. He wears a backwards red cap and lives with his best friends and roommate: Blue, a calm guy who is the complete opposite of Red. His catchphrase is simply "Yeah, right!", but on numerous occasions, he has been known to yell "'Sup beeeitch!" or just "Sup bitch!". On one occasion, he says "Catchphrase" in Traffic Jams, just before he and Blue slay the Turtle Dragon.

He is also seen to be a very violent character, as he is seen killing a lot of people at Maulmart in Flame War and also in Lord Tourette's Syndrome, where he smashes through the window of a church and slaughters many innocent people with a katana.

He also makes "the perfect murder" on Broseph in Zombies & Shotguns, cutting him in two with a chainsaw and Red continued killing him on various occasions on different episodes.

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