Schmuely "Snot" Lonstein

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Schmuely "Snot" Lonstein is a student who attends Pearl Bailey High School with Steve and their other friends Barry and Toshi from American Dad!

Bio[]

Snot is a nickname given to him by the group. Although his father has yet to be seen, he lives with his mother Mrs. Lonstein. He was voiced by Curtis Armstrong.

Snot is arguably the second most normal of the group of friends, being perhaps less confident than Steve, but is otherwise a fairly normal teenager.

History[]

A mustached and acne-covered Jew, Snot is physically modeled after the character his voice actor played, Dudley "Booger" Dawson, in the Revenge of the Nerds films. Since Snot was a toddler and throughout much of the series, he had a crush on Hayley; however, in "The Missing Kink", when Hayley finally succumbs to Snot's advances and began to desire him romantically, Snot lost interest and deceived her into thinking he was gay, claiming it was the act of pursuing her that aroused him. He speaks Klingon, and can read Quenya. Like Steve, he has a fetish for octogenarian women. His parents are poor, as they were unable to afford a bar mitzvah celebration, although Steve pays for one in an attempt to apologize when Snot is falsely accused of theft. His parents have him see a therapist, who is implied to engage with him inappropriately and romantically. Steve reveals that Snot's father left the family and may have been abusive towards his mother. Although generally considered Steve's best friend, he is quite fickle in this role, having cheated with Steve's girlfriends and pelted him with apples during a period where Steve was in a brace for scoliosis in order to gain social acceptance. When Snot and Steve were younger, they solved mysteries together, but Snot refused to help Steve figure out the mystery, as he quit when "the case of the missing bike horn turned into a double rape homicide". Snot appears to be the least eccentric of Steve's clique. It is also revealed in the episode "Wiener of our Discontent" that he can somewhat understand Toshi; Toshi exclaims "Oh, my God", and Snot replies "I think you mean 'oh, my Godzilla'."