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| “ | So, come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine. | „ |
| ~ The ending lyrics of the South Park theme song. |
| “ | Kyle: You're such a fatass, Cartman! Cartman: Oh yeah? Well, you're a stupid Jew! |
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| ~ South Park boys and Craig argue in Professor Chaos. |
| “ | Les Claypool: I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time. Stan and Kyle: Friendly faces everywhere. Humble folks without temptation. |
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| ~ Les Claypool and the South Park boys singing the South Park intro. |
The South Park Boys (or simply known as The Boys) are the main protagonists of the adult animated series, South Park.
They are a group consisting of Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Kenny McCormick and Eric Cartman. They live in the town of South Park, Colorado and are often thrust into nonsensical adventures and circumstances. They often meet at the Bus Stop. They are also referred to as "Children" by Chef. While Kenny dies most of the times, he was replaced by other boys such as Butters Stotch and later Tweek Tweak as well sometimes Craig Tucker and Tolkien Black.
When Kyle's adoptive brother, Ike Broflovski was taken back to Canada by his biological parents, they went to Canada to bring Ike back by talking to the New Canadian Prime Minister but revealed it was the former Iraqi President Saddem Hussein (who they thought they've killed him).
In "Fun with Veal", The boys and Butters stole baby calves and hide them in Stan's room. They defied their parents and caused terrorism. They are grounded by their parents despite they learned their lessons but they still defied their parents and need to learn that terrorism is never the answer. Before they got grounded, they go to eat some hamburgers.
When Tweek got himself abducted, the Boys' parents forced them to wear child trackers. Later, their parents stay beside them which is worse than child trackers.
They always says "Weak" when they are disappointed and disapproved.
They were bullied by a mean kid named, Trent Boyett. They wrongfully accused Trent Boyett for the incident of Ms. Claridge and was arrested for a 5-years sentence in juvie. However, the fateful day that Trent has been released from juvie to swear revenge on the Boys for the wrongful imprisonment. They realized Trent became a brutish monster when he terrorized both Butters and the 6th graders. He was soon wrongfully arrested again for another 5-years sentence. But when that time comes again, Trent will soon return to be more monstrous than before.
In "Child Abduction is Not Funny", Kyle, Stan and Cartman witnessed Tweek being abducted. which cause the parents to freak out and wanting to protect their kids from abduction. The parents bought child trackers to place on the boys and other kids. The boys demanded Tweek why did he have to go and get abducted, which he replied he didn't mean to. Later on, the Boys, the other kids and Mr. Mackey were sticking together with parents which is worse than child trackers.
In "Grey Dawn", the boys are playing street hockey. Kyle considered Cartman being a goalie is unfair for being fatter than a trash can. However, Stan's dad, Randy take them away to safety when old people are driving which everyone takes it very seriously due to old people's horrible driving. They are shown horror that the seniors are driving at the same time which results 14 people's deaths and 3 million dollars for the damages.
In "Funnyboy", the boys tells Jimmy Valmer of doing a comedy award show is clearly a bad idea. However, when Jimmy made a comedy award, the boys takes their anger on Jimmy for pissing the Germans off when knowing doing a comedy award show was a bad idea. They were attacked by the Germans while using their greatest invention the Funnybot.
They hate their homeroom teacher, Mr. Garrison because he is a sick weirdo even Stan's dad, Randy Marsh agreed to that. Mr. Garrison gives Stan homework even while he was sick with the chicken pox.
They love watching the Terrance and Phillip shows although many people (including the boys' parents (except for Stan's dad, Randy Marsh)) hates Terrance and Phillip due to the shows and movies to be immature which Cartman declared it is all "bunch of craps" when Kyle's mother, Sheila Broflovski is stupid because she is only trying to ruin the Boys and the other kids' fun of watching Terrance and Phillip. Cartman punched Kyle as well he and the kids blamed him for his mother stopping the kids of watching Terrance and Phillip although Kyle tries to prove his innocence by saying he didn't have his mother do it when she did it by her own. The Boys and Ike Broflovski managed to sneak into the Terrance and Phillip movie. After the movie, the boys informed the kids that they went out to go see the Terrance and Phillip, causing them to go the movie as well. They were looking forward to watch the part ii of the Terrance and Phillip Blood Rage but unknown reason, they were upset and disgusted of the Queef Sisters and all the women starts to queef thinking it is funny which is not when is seriously infection towards men. Seeing one of the Boys (Butters Stotch) was a victim of the queefing abuse, The boys teamed up with all the male adults to get rid of the queef and get Terrance and Phillip back, which they succeeded and queef was banned for life.
Any troubles they've caused or defy their parents, they get grounded by their parents same as Butters Stotch but Cartman got 3 weeks by his mother, Liane Cartman.
In summer, they hate baseballs and never wanted to play it as they want to live freely and playing video games because going to the final would be mean they will spend in the post-season, but their parents forced them to play the lousy baseball tournament. They attempted to get themselves lose but they win due to the other baseball team kids hates baseball too. But thanks to Kyle's cousin Schwartz and Randy Marsh (Stan's alcoholic father who always fight other dads in his underpants), South Park Boys and their friends were disqualified much of their joys but their parents' displeased.
Stan and Cartman are voiced by Trey Parker, while Kyle and Kenny are voiced by Matt Stone.
Croatian Dub:
Kyle is voiced by Daniel Samardžić.
Stan is voiced by Zoran Samardžić.
Cartman is voiced by Aleksandra Samardžić.
Kenny is voiced by Dan Reynolds.
Key Members[]
These are the core members of the South Park gang. They have been friends since they were toddlers, making them very close despite their contrasting personalities.
- Stan Marsh - Leader, The everyman. A romantic who tries to see the best in things and gets depressed when things are at their worst.
- Kyle Broflovski - Second-in-command, the Jewish pragmatist. Is notorious for making enlightened speeches at the conclusion of every episode.
- Eric Cartman - The fatass. An immature, racist, sexist, antisemitic, and self-centered psychopathic bastard who hates Jews and considered Muslims are terrorists.
- Kenny McCormick - The pet. Poor, has a filthy and perverted mind and dies constantly. His soul was later trapped into Cartman's body after he drank his remains until he is completely revived.
Fingerbang[]
Fingerbang
After Cartman has a dream that the boys became rich and famous for being in a boy band, he organises the boys into the group known as "Fingerbang". Kyle pushes Cartman to recruit a fifth member as that's the standard for most boy bands.
- Wendy Testaburger - The fifth member. Stan suggests recruiting her mainly because she is his girlfriend, but it turns out she's quite a talented singer. Cartman tells Wendy she can join so long as she dresses as masculine as possible.
- Randy Marsh - The stand-in. Randy was strongly against Stan's plans to be in a boy band due to his own abrupt rise and fall many years ago. Stan and his dad eventually see eye to eye and Randy agrees to let Stan take a chance. Kenny is crushed by an elevator, which Stan uses as an opportunity to let Randy join their boy band.
Kenny-Replacements[]
When Kenny seemingly dies for good, the boys decided to fill the void with another character. This wasn't permanent, as Kenny's spirit possessed Cartman's body at one point, eliminating the need for a fourth member.
- Butters Stotch - The scapegoat. A sweet, innocent boy who faces constant abuse from both his friends (especially Cartman) and parents.
- Tweek Tweak - The replacement. An over-caffeinated boy who stresses out over every single thing.
- Bebe Stevens - Cartman's replacement. When the boys decided that Bebe was cool enough to hang out with them, they offered to let her join their gang. Cartman wanted to drop either Tweek or Kyle from the gang. He was dropped instead.
- Craig Tucker - The troublemaker. A jerk who always flipping people off even towards his family (who also flip them each other off).
The Coon and Friends[]
Some time after taking on the secret identity of "The Coon", Cartman forms a vigilante team composed of several of his classmates. He's kicked out after trying to wrestle complete control over the other members, but believes that they've been brainwashed into turning against him.
- The Coon/Cartman- A raccoon-themed detective whose only reason for becoming a superhero was to beat people up and be in the spotlight.
- Mysterion/Kenny- A much more efficient detective than the Coon. He is stern, but has a gentle side and is well-liked by the townsfolk. As a result of a curse brought upon by the Cult of Cthulu, he cannot stay dead.
- Toolshed/Stan- A handyman-themed hero who has the make-believe power to control power tools.
- Human Kite/Kyle- A kite-themed hero with the make-believe ability to shoot lasers from his eyes.
- Mosquito/Clyde- A mosquito-themed hero. Makes buzzing noises when he talks.
- Tupperware/Token- A tupperware-themed hero.
- Iron Maiden/Timmy- Wears a spiked suit of armour that conceals his whole body. Unfortunately, he can only say his civilian name, so his alias is wasted on him.
- Mintberry Crunch/Bradley- An alien with the power to deliver a berry blast with a minty crunch.
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Quotes[]
| “ | Cartman: Jimmy! Hey, Jimmy! Dude, what the hell?! Did you see the news?! Stan: We told you doing a comedy award show was a bad idea! Now all of Germany is pissed off at us! |
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| ~ The boys when angry at Jimmy for making the Germans pissed off at them. |
| “ | Weak. | „ |
| ~ One of the boys when disappointed or upset. |
| “ | Kyle: Whoa, Cartman. Talk about wide load. Cartman: Yeah. I'm really starting to fill out nicely. |
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| ~ Cartman and Kyle in Weight Gain 400 when Cartman becomes more fatter |
| “ | Cartman: Dude, this is fucking weak. Stan: How could things be any worse? |
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| ~ Cartman and Stan to Kyle of Sheila against Terrance and Phillip |
| “ | Kyle: Hey, Stan. Now that Terrance and Phillip has been taken off the air, what are we going to do for entertainment? Stan: I don't know. We, we could start breathing gas fumes. |
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| ~ The Boys after Terrance and Phillip was initially removed from air due to Sheila but still having dirty cartoons. |
| “ | HOORAY!! | „ |
| ~ The Boys when seeing Terrance and Phillip. |
| “ | Stan: Hey, Cartman! Cartman: What?! |
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| ~ Stan and Kyle when arguing with Cartman while he eating all the cake. |
| “ | Cartman: With just 10 seconds to go, the offense makes its move. Marsh heads for the goal and passes to the poor kid. The poor kid hands it out to the Jew! The Jew shoots! Aww, and the shot is blocked again, proving once and for all that Jews cannot play hockey! Kyle: It isn't fair! Cartman's fatter than the goal! |
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| ~ The Boys while playing hockey at the street. |
| “ | Clyde: Hey, where have you guys been all day? Stan: Oh, nowhere. We just went out to go see the Terrance and Phillip movie. |
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| ~ The Boys telling the kids of watching the Terrance and Phillip movie. |
| “ | Cartman: Laugh all you want, I'm the one who's going to be in TV looking all buff! Stan: What's that stuff? |
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| ~ Cartman, Kyle and Stan in Weight Gain 4000 |
| “ | Cartman: I wonder why Kenny doesn't wanna take Shop Class? Stan: I don't know. He's such a wuss. |
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| ~ Cartman, Stan and Kyle about Kenny choosing Home Ec instead of Shop class. |
| “ | Kyle: OW! What the hell was that for?! Cartman: That was for your stupid mother! She made me miss Terrance and Phillip last night. |
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| ~ Cartman and Clyde arguing with Kyle for his mother ruining their attempt to watch Terrance and Phillip |
| “ | Kyle: Mr. Adler? Mr. Adler: Huh? Oh, uh. I was just saying I want to know who's the biggest troublemaker in your class? |
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| ~ South Park boys and Mr. Adler. |
| “ | Cartman: So weak. So weak, dude. Man. Kyle: Why did you have to go and be abducted, Tweek?! Now all our parents are freaking out! |
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| ~ The Boys while wearing Child Trackers in Child Abduction Is Not Funny |
| “ | Kyle: Ready to go, Stan? Stan: Go where? |
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| ~ South Park boys when doing science project. |
| “ | Kyle: So just like that, your parents sold your house and everything? Stan: Yeah, it takes me like an hour to get to school now. It sucks. All because Shelley bribed the playground monitor to let her vape during recess. |
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| ~ The South Park Boys when vape situation. |
| “ | Cartman: And to that end, by resorting to filth and garbage, the Canada Channel has thusly... Kyle: Robbed us of our innocences. |
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| ~ Cartman and Kyle while the Boys shown displeased about the Queefing Sisters after cancelling Terrance and Phillip |
| “ | Butters: Oooh.. Oooh. Cartman: Hey, Butters. How are you holding up, man? |
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| ~ The South Park boys visited Butters when he is sicked by queefing abuse. |
| “ | Kyle: Dude. What's the matter with you? Stan: Trent Boyett has been released from juvenile hall. |
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| ~ The Boys when realizing their bully Trent Boyett was released from Juvie |
| “ | Kyle: I can't believe it. I can't believe we have to keep playing. Cartman: Nobody told us if we won too many games, we'd go on to the finals! |
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| ~ The Boys when hating baseball. |
| “ | Stan: OH JESUS! Cartman: OLD PEOPLE!! |
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| ~ The South Park Boys and Randy when seeing the old people driving cars at the same time. |
| “ | Stan: Think about it, you guys. The moment PC Principal took over. Kyle's been different. Haven't you notice? Butters: Yeah. |
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| ~ The Boys when Kyle doing investitation on PC Principal |
| “ | Kyle: Well, I'm sure glad this is all over with. Let's go count our candy. Stan: Yeah, but what about Kenny? His soul is still in Cartman's body. |
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| ~ Kyle, Stan and Cartman realizing Kenny's soul is inside of Cartman's body. |
| “ | Cartman: Fellas! Fellas! Stan: What? |
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| ~ The Boys when learning Butters beats up Scott Malkinson and locked himself in the bathroom. |
| “ | Stan: Kyle, I'm starting to think this is a really bad idea. Butters: I'm not Kyle. I'm Butters. I thought you were Kyle. |
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| ~ The Boys. |
| “ | Kyle: Hey, Cartman. Cartman: KYLE, IT'S ALL GONE!! THEY TAKEN IT ALL!! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?!!! KYLE!!! KYLE!!! |
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| ~ Kyle and Cartman when the adults are destroying all the South Park kids' snacks. |
| “ | Butters: Happy St. Patrick's Day, fellas! Kyle: Hey, Butters |
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| ~ Butters and the Boys in St. Patrick's Day. |
