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| “ | Look at me go! | „ |
| ~ Suction Cup Man’s catchphrase. |
Suction Cup Man is the titular main protagonist of Piemation's Indie Animated Series Suction Cup Man, a rude and irritable climber, he's the archenemy of Guy Business, whose office tower he constantly climbs.
He is voiced by Silas McDonnell.
Personality[]
Suction Cup Man is chaotic and enjoys angering others, however he is prone to getting angry. Despite this he's shown to genuinely affable at times, warning Guy Business not to use plungers to climb after him as he'd slip off. Furthermore, he's shown to have a liking towards animals as he greets Bagel the pigeon in a friendly manner and decides to give it his helmet as a replacement nest despite the two fighting earlier.
Appearance[]
Suction Cup Man wears a helmet, a parachute, a purple shirt and blue jeans. He also has long brown hair.
Biography[]
Suction Cup Man[]
Suction Cup Man climbs a tower and encounters Business Guy who tells him to get off his tower; after a lot of arguing, Business Guy tries to fight him by sticking to the tower with plungers but ends up falling onto a car. Two police officers see Suction Cup Man and tell him to get down, but he refuses, eventually, the officers shoot him and somehow, he survives, exclaiming [_] you, you can't kill Suction Cup Man!
The Suck For America[]
The President kidnaps Suction Cup Man and tasks him with disabling a North Korean missile, which The President believes is targeting the US and will strike. The President tells Suction Cup Man that if he successfully deactivates the missile, then The President would give him a pardon and a free Climbing pass. In the next scene, Suction Cup Man is at the North Korean missile base and seen climbing the missile; Kim Jon Un stops him in the middle of climbing the missile and starts arguing with Suction Cup Man, eventually getting annoyed and launching it with Suction Cup Man on it. Luckily Suction Cup Man managed to disarm it in time and parachute off the missile, saving his life. Annoying Kim Jong Un causing him to shut down North Korea's nuclear missile program; after that using the free climb on any tower, The president gave him, he annoys Business Guy, who is in hospital after falling from the tower.
One Hell Of A Climb[]
Suction Cup Man once again climbs Business Guy's tower, but this time Guy uses a cleaning product to unstick his suction cups; this causes Suction Cup Man to fall into traffic and get hit by a car. Suction Cup Man dies and ends up in Hell, where Satan greets him, but Suction Cup Man starts arguing with Satan, annoying Satan, eventually Satan tells Suction Cup Man about the gateway he arrived in Hell with, giving Suction Cup Man the opportunity to climb out of hell. Satan is enraged due to climbing back out being against the rules but Suction Cup Man simply mocks him with a song as he escapes back into the world of the living. Back in the real world, Suction Cup Man reawakens on the highway he died, much to Guy Business's annoyance. He happily greets his old foe, who in response splashes him with the same cleaning product.
Business or Pleasure[]
Suction Cup Man is sued by Business Guy for repeatedly trespassing on his tower, in court Suction Cup Man acts like a fool, which eventually causes Judge Carter to find Suction Cup Man guilty and ban him from owning any climbing-grade suction cups Suction Cup Man then gets all of his suction cups taken away, which causes him to search for different ways of climbing, but all attempts fall; Suction Cup Man eventually gets depressed and goes to an Adult store to buy a rope to ends his own life, the store clerk comforts Suction Cup Man and gives him a loophole to the ban, by offering him dildos with suction cups at the end of them, Suction Cup Man uses these to climb Guy's tower. Guy gets irritated, and exclaims that he will get Suction Cup Man banned from owning any type of suction cups, Suction Cup Man rebutting by saying that he would never give up eventually causing Guy to compromise with Suction Cup Man. saying that he is allowed to climb on on his tower but only on weekend. Suction Cup man agress and gets rid of the dildos putting them in Guy's office.
Suction Cup Man fights a Bird[]
In this short, Suction Cup Man attempts to climb Business Guy's building to admire the sunset from his roof. On the way, he encounters a pigeon named Bagel and while he greets it cordially, the pigeon attacks him and causes him to drop back to the ground. Annoyed, Suction Cup Man returns and traps Bagel with a suction cup, but it escapes and once again knocks him down. Angry and fed up, Suction Cup Man returns and decides to fight Bagel head on. Despite his efforts, the pigeon outmaneuvers him and knocks him onto a ledge, where Bagel attempts to knock him down from. Suction Cup Man attempts to distract the pigeon by knocking its nest from the ledge but only succeeds in angering it even more, causing Bagel to slap him down so hard he forms a crater on impact.
At the end of his limits, Suction Cup Man ascends the building again with a crowbar, only to find Bagel mourning the loss of its nest. Suction Cup Man takes pity on it and gives him his helmet as a replacement nest, to which Bagel responds in gratitude by lifting him to the top of the building. There, the two admire the sunset and share snacks and when Business Guy arrives, angry at Suction Cup Man for dropping a crowbar on him, Bagel promptly goes to maul him, ending the short.
Trivia[]
Suction Cup Man is probably the least heroic character on this wiki due to how he causes annoyance and anger more than he does good.