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The History of The Judge from the 2021 Mobile Video Game of The Same Name
Biography[]
Past[]
Nothing much is known about The Judge's past, but it is commonly known that to become a US Judge, they must:
- Obtain a bachelor's degree.
- Attend and graduate from law school.
- Pass the Law School Admission Test (LSAT) to get into law school.
- Pass the bar exam in the state where you want to practice law.
- Gain experience as a practicing attorney. This could involve working as a law clerk for a judge, which provides valuable experience and connections.
- Build a strong reputation within the legal community.
So that must what have happened before The Judge got his job as the head of court.
Case 1: The Case of The Killer Kid[]
| “ | Hello, Billy. You commited a murder. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 1 |
When the judge sits in his office after getting the job, a red-haired woman walks in and introduces herself as the secetary who will be helping with his cases from now on. He greets her back, saying it's nice to meet the lady he's going to work with on his cases. She also comments that his shirt looks fantastic and he says the same to her about her dress. The secetary is suprised and asks if they can go on a date after this case so they can get to know each other and the judge replies "Why don't we go to my place instead?" She counters that they have to start with coffee first and wishes him good luck in his case. Before going for the case (which was about a kid named Billy who killed a guy who abused his mother), he writes a subpoena ordering Billy to come to court, telling him he killed a person before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a revolver and a combat knife that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Billy's lawyer in his officer who wants to talk with him. He asks what she wants to discuss. She pleads that "Billy is just a kid" and that he killed that guy to protect his mother and begs him not to send him to jail. After a moment, he answers "Hmm...you are right. I'll think about it." In response, she tells him he's the best judge before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter explaining that Billy is a devil while the lawyer protested that Billy killed that guy to save his mom. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer has revealed that she brought the victim's mother to court and she tries to defend her son, but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! She is a victim. It is not appropiate." The judge decided to overrule so he can hear the mother out. She explains that her son was protecting her from the abusive man and like the lawyer, pleads with the judge to not send her son to jail.
Billy apologizes and is confused on why he's here and the judge replies "Remember son, you are under oath." Billy agrees and the judge asks if it's true that he killed the man. The kid laughs, asking if the judge is joking since he's a kid, but the judge explains that "We have strong evidince to prove it." Billy counters that its impossible since he hid the gun well. But the judge presents it to the court and Billy was surprised, saying he hid it very well in his toybox. Feeling bad for the boy, the judge orders him to be let go, much to his joy who promises to not do anything bad next time.
Case 2: The Case of The Bank Robbery[]
| “ | Hi, John. You commited robbery. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 2 |
The next day, the secetery walks into the judge's office, saying she's so glad to see him. He also says that it's good to see her too, calling her "beautiful." She was shocked and asks if he thinks she's really beautiful, but snaps back to reality as she got too excited. The judge also tells her eyes are amazing, making her blush before she explains that today's case is about a guy named John who robbed a bank who got away with millions of dollars. Like before, she wishes him good luck before leaving the office. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering John to come to court, saying that he commited a robbery and orders him to come to court before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a duffel bag of money and a robber's mask that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by John's lawyer who wants to discuss the case. He asks what he wants to discuss and the lawyer explains that he's related to the robbery as well and that he can give the judge a bribe if the judge would let John go. Horrified at the attempted bribery, the judge orders him out and in disappointment, the lawyer tells him "Ok, Judge. You wanted this. See you on court." and leaves.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter cursing at John "Damn you robber!" while the lawyer tries to deny that John was the robber. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer has revealed that she brought the a witness, a security guard of the bank. The guard tried to say that he saw that guy, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! There is no security camera footage to prove that." The judge decided to overule this, wanting to find out more. The guard explains that while he was on his night shift eating a donut, he saw John right there.
John then speaks up, telling the judge to hurry up as he has things to do, but the judge reminds him that he's under oath. John agrees and the judge asks what he has to say for himself about the bank robbery. John counters that he should have the bag of money if he's guilty, but he doesn't. But then, the judge shows the duffel bag to the court, much to John's shock who admits he did it and wishes he took "that job instead of robbing the bank" only for him to get sent to jail afterwards. Before the guards take him away, the robber tells him that he will serve his sentence and get out of jail evantually...
Case 3: The Case of The Aggresive Hobo[]
| “ | Hello, Mr. Ezekiel. You assaulted an innocent man, come to court please. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 3 |
The next day, the judge gets told by the secetary that she's been impressed by all his works, so the judge replies "Thank you, keep tracking them." He then gets today's case which is about a homeless person named Ezekiel assaulting another person. The secetary hopes he will make good judgement before asking for their next date. The judge asks "Oh, where do you want to go, sweety?" She ignores him, but tells him she will wait for him and leaves, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Ezekiel to come to court, telling him of assaulting an innocent man before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a pipe and a pair of brass knuckles that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Ezekiel's lawyer, who explains that the state forcefully assigned her to the case and she wants the case the end for her paycheck immediantly. The judge was confused, reminding her that her job is to defend Ezekiel, but she responds that "Yes, but I don't like him." and the judge tells her to see each other on court day. So the lawyer leaves.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter yelling that Ezekiel is guilty for attacking without any reason while the lawyer, bored and frustrated, asks for the case to end so she can get paid. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter then reveals he brought a witness; the man who got attacked by Ezekiel. The man starts telling his story where it starts with him walking down a street and then Ezekiel appeared and started attacking him without any reason.
Ezekiel then speaks up, apologizing for hitting the man and wasting the judge's time to which the judge confirms "You are wasting my time, that is correct." Ezekiel tells him that "My life is a living hell, your honour. I have no money, no house and no friends." and asks for him to be sent to jail so he can live peacefully and hopes he found his pipe he used to attack the victim on purpose at the crime scene. To his amazement, the judge shows it to the court and the hobo says that he was lucky he found that. The judge, feeling sympathy for him, has him sent to prison. Before the guards take him away, the homeless man thanks the judge, telling him "I am so grateful."
Case 4: The Case of The Hit-And-Run[]
| “ | Hi, Jason. You commited hit-and-run. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 4 |
The next day in the judge's office, the secetary enters and explains that today's case was about a hit-and-run and the judge agrees, asking what the case is about. The victim of the hit-and-run was an old lady who was on her way to a pharmacy to pick up medicine. The secetary wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Jason, the defendent, to come to court, calling him out for a hit-and-run before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a bottle of alcohol and a petrol gase can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jason's lawyer. He wants to know if he gathered any evidince from the crime scene, but the judge replies that "Yes, you will see on the courtroom." The lawyer then asks again what he found only for the judge that his client will suffer when he sees the evidince. So he accepts the challenge and leaves.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter explaining that the old lady was just picking up medicine while the lawyer says that Jason didn't see her. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought the grand-daughter of the victim. She begins to say that she misses her grandmother so much, but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! It is not right to bring a child to court." The judge decides to overrule her, so the young girl thanks him and tells him that she sometimes sees her grandmother in her dreams and says that Jason deserves to be in jail.
Jason interrupts, asking if they can end the case since he has is wasted right now. The judge reminds him that he's under oath and Jason agrees, saying he already knows that, so the judge asks "Why did you kill her? She was just picking up medicine." Jason repeats the words of his lawyer, claiming he didn't see her and that it was an accident. But the judge asks if he was using alcohol resulting in the man denying it, saying there's no evidince only for his bottle of alchohol to get shown in court by the judge. He was horrifed, trying to explain that it's his friend's bottle, but the judge doesn't believe him and has him sent to jail. Before the guards take him away, Jason curses at the judge one last time.
Case 5: The Case Of The Little Thief[]
| “ | Hello, Jimmy. It appears you commited a crime. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 5 |
The secetery the next day says that she likes the judge's work so much she hopes he will like today's case; It's about a kid named Jimmy stealing food from a local market. She kind of feels bad for the kid, but the judge assures her that "I will make my best judgement, we'll see." The secetary thanks him and wishes him good luck, leaving the office. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena telling Jimmy that what he did was a crime and that he must come to court before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a CD disc and a sandwich can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jimmy's lawyer, who's here for the case for a special reason. He asks what she wants, so she explains that she's sure the judge got's some sense and moral in him before revealing that she's here for the case not to get paid, but because Jimmy's just a kid. She tells him that if Jimmy really did it, he probably stole some food because he was hungry. The judge replies that "Ok, I got your point. I will consider." She thanks him, calling him a good man before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to put him in jail, saying that "Crime is Crime!" while the lawyer tried to reason that Jimmy is just a kid and he was hungry. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; the owner of the local supermarket who Jimmy robbed from. The man stood and angrily proclaimed that Jimmy is a thief and he wants him to pay for his crimes immediantly. But the lawyer interrupts with "Objection, your honor! He is just a kid, he stole because he was hungry." The judge sustains this since he agreed with her earlier.
Jimmy then speaks up, apologizing that he's here for a crime. The judge aplogizes in return, saying that he can't lie to him since he's under oath. Jimmy promises he will try his best and the judge asks him "Did you steal something from the market?" In response, the kid asks what would the judge say if he was in his shoes and replies that if he did it, he was very hungry. Annoyed, the judge tells him that if he confesses, he can get a reduction in his sentence, but Jimmy decides to go for a no sentence. To prove his crime, the judge shows the CD disc and presents camera footage of the incident. This surprised Jimmy, who asks if he is going to jail now. But he gets sent free from the judge, much to his surprise. He then promises "I will be a good boy, next time! I promise."
Case 6: The Case of The Nighttime Break-In Murder[]
| “ | Hello, Mr. Arthur. You killed a man, come to court please. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 6 |
The judge is again visited by the secetary, who asks him "Hey, judge. How are you, are you sleeping well these days?" He says he doing fine, but asks about what she wants with his sleep. Today's case is kind of revelent to that, according to the secetary who couldn't sleep for days after she heard of it. The judge questions her why before asking for the case details; it was about a guy named Arthur 'defending' himself in his house. He was sleeping when a thief broke into his house which resulted in the guy shooting and killing the thief. The secetary wishes the judge good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Arthur to come to court, reminding him of killing the robber before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a handgun and a baseball bat can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Arthur's lawyer. He tells the judge that he's sure he will not send a guy to prison for self-defense, but the judge says that "I will think about it." In response, the lawyer says "Ok, think fast. I hope you know your rights" and the judge tells him to just get out, so the lawyer does so.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter explaining that Arthur didn't have any right to kill the thief while the lawyer tried to reason with everyone that Arthur "was just defending himself". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness; Arthur's neighbour who claims he heard the noises. He says that he was just getting ready to sleep when he heard something. It sounded like doors being forced open and the man was sure the victim broke into Arthur's house.
Arthur then speaks up, confused on why they're discussing this and that even if he did it and the thief broke into his house, he had every right. But the judge doesn't think so and reminds him he's under oath. Arthur agrees and adds that he knows his rights as well. The judge asks how he pleads, but the old man explains that he didn't kill him actually and if he did, it was self-defense before asking "If he was shot, then where's the gun?" To answer him, the judge presents the handgun to the courtroom, much to Arthur's shock who had originally hidden it. But he pleads with the judge to let him go since he was defending himself, so the judge does so. Arthur thanks him for this.
Case 7: The Case Of The Hacker's Nuclear Codes[]
| “ | Hi, Mr. Elliot. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 7 |
The judge gets visited by the secetary in his office, who adresses him as "my favorite judge". In return, he calls her his "lovely secetary." She flirts with him a bit before revealing she's got a very good case; It's about a hacker named Elliot attempting to steal secret nuclear bomb codes. She is sure the judge will like this case a lot before wishing him good luck and leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Elliot to come to court before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a laptop and a keyboard can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Elliot's lawyer, who wants to talk to him since she has some important info, so he tells her to go ahead. She starts explaining seriously by telling him that Elliot is a sociopath and a huge nerd and she thinks he really hacked those codes before telling the judge to be careful on court. He assures her that "I will keep that in mind." and the lawyer warns him that if he activates the codes, he should be careful before she leaves.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter announcing to everyone that Elliot will kill all of humanity while the lawyer attempts to explain "He means no harm!". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals she brought a witness; the suspect's father. He tells the judge that his son's just a computer addict, he just hangs out in the basement all day and plays video games, wondering how he can hack codes from there. But the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection, your honor! He is actually describing a hacker." which causes the judge to counter by overruling, needing to hear the father out. The father continues by questioning how his son can hack NASA and that he will ground him when the trial is over.
Elliot then asks why he was sent here to court and that his friends are waiting to play together only for the judge to warn him "First of all, Elliot. You are under oath." Elliot agrees and the judge reminds him being accussed of hacking nuclear bomb codes. The young man tries to deny it, but the judge presses him futher, exchanging for a reduction in his sentence if he confesses now. Elliot counters that if he doesn't speak, that means no sentence since the judge doesn't have his laptop. But he was wrong as the judge presents it to the court, still he asks if he can get a reduction in his sentence only to face jail time. Before the guards take him away, Elliot declares that if there's a computer lab in the jail he's going to, he will hack the judge's phone in revenge.
Case 8: The Case of The Genocidal Mass Shooting[]
| “ | Hi, Graham. You commited mass shooting. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 8 |
The secetary visits the judge in his office, asking how he is. He tells her he is great and asks back how she is. She says she's fine as well before explaining that he has an upsetting case that is very horrible, so the judge orders her "Oh, ok. Give me the details." It was discovered to be a mass shooting where the criminal named Graham just rushed out onto a street and killed everyone he saw. According to the secetary, he might be mentally ill. She then wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Graham to come to court, writing his shock of such a mass shooting before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a AK-47 Assault Rifle and a single bullet can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Graham's lawyer. He orders him to go ahead, so the lawyer tells the judge that everything is a misunderstanding; Graham was just one of the victims who disarmed the attacker and got the gun. The judge questions if it is really true and the lawyer confirms it, saying that Graham is an innocent man who just pays taxes and hopes the judge will come to an understanding before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter muttering to herself that Graham better not have any guns on him while the lawyer tries to reason with everyone that Graham is one of the victims. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; the witness was there the day the shooting happened. He starts explaining that he was drinking tea on his apartment balcony when he saw 'Graham' come out of nowhere and started shooting everyone. The man pleads with the judge "I am so scared of him, please put him in jail!"
Graham interrupts, saying everyone misunderstood only for the judge to snap back at him "Stop talking and remember, Graham. You are under oath." Graham agrees and the judge asks what he has to say about the mass murder genocide. The 'shooter' tells him that he was there, but he was running from the attacker, not being the attacker before saying that there is no proof to suggest Graham is the shooter. The judge decides to show the AK-47 to everyone in court, shocking Graham (who tried to hide it in his home) who gets arrested for his crime. Before the guards take him away, Graham threatens that he will hunt down the judge when he gets out of jail.
Case 9: The Case of The Makeup Stealing[]
| “ | Hello, Emily. It appears that you shoplifted. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 9 |
The secetary visits the judge in his office, asking how he is. He tells her he is fine and says it's good to see her 'beautiful'. In return, she decides to come see him more often, to which the judge agrees. The secetary then explains that today's case is about some teenager named Emily who atttempted to shoplift for makeup products. The cashier says she caught her in the act, so the secetary tells the judge he might expect Emily in court and wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Emily to come to court because she shoplifted before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a CD Disc and a purple lipstick can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Emily's lawyer. She explains to him that Emily was looking for some eyeliner because her mother won't let her use her own makeup products and asks if the judge would be open-minded for this case. In response, he tells her "I will consider it, now get out." She thanks him and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter asking everyone "If everyone shoplifts, why would we need money?!" while the lawyer tries to explain that Emily just needed some eyeliner. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals she brought a witness; a cashier at the shop. She explains that she came her voluntarily and that Emily stole it because she needed eyeliner, so out of all the crimes out there, this one's not that bad. But the prosecuter interrupts, telling the judge "Objection, your honor! Crime is crime, she must pay for it!" The judge decided to overrule it for more intel, but the cashier had nothing to say more anyway.
Emily then calls out to the judge, saying that this case is ridiculous. But the judge tells her that she's under oath. Emily wasn't that sure and explains she will try to tell the truth, so the judge asks "Explain to me, why did you steal?" Annoyed, the teen replies that she didn't steal anything and the judge doesn't have proof to suggest otherwise. She was, of course, wrong as the judge presents the CD disc and presents camera footage of her stealing. Surprsied, she said that she checked all the cameras to make sure she was unseen. To punish her, the judge orders her to get sent to jail. Before the guards take her away, she protests that she can't believe she's arrested just for an eyeliner!
Case 10: The Case of The Pizza Poisoning[]
| “ | Hello, Mike. You poisned people, come to court please. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 10 |
In the judge's office, he gets asked by the secetary if he often eats food in a restaraunt, to which he replies yes before questioning why she said that. She explains that "After this case, you won't be eating..." only for the judge to go off topic and tell her that he would eat food with her everywhere they go. In response, the secetary calls him cute before explaining the case. It's about a restaraunt chef named Mike who nearly poisoned all the customers in the restaraunt for an unknown reason. The secetary wishes the judge good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Mike to come to court now, reminding him of poisoning his customers before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a squeezable bottle and a frying pan can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Mike's lawyer. He admits to him that Mike's not a great cook, but he wouldn't poison anyone on purpose, but the judge counters by saying "Evidince may suggest otherwise." The lawyer agrees before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter accusing Mike of poisoning on purpose while the lawyer tries tells everyone that Mike didn't do anything about that. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; a cook that works for Mike. He reveals that he hates Mike because he serves everybody microwaved food, he doesn't care. One day, he found out that Mike was adding a new ingredient. The cook was sure that the "ingredient" was the poison.
Mike then speaks up, saying that his customers are greedy and they don't appreciate the 'great food' he makes only for the judge to reply "What? Tell me you are under oath." Mike agrees and asks if he knows he didn't poison them on purpose, but the judge asks again if he poisned the customers. The head chef denies it, telling the judge "It must be from the previous food they ate" and that there's no proof to suggest he's guilty. The judge proves him wrong as he presents the squeezable bottle to the court. Mike was confused, asking why he brought the secret ingredient here and the answer for him was prison time. Before the guards take him away, Mike demands to know why they would put a chef in prison for no reason.
Case 11: The Case of The Religous Child-napping[]
| “ | Hello, Mr. Sullivan. A "Holy Priest", huh. You are acccused of kidnapping and molesting minors. We expect you in the court to answer for your crimes. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 11 |
The secetary rushes into the judge's office, exclaiming that she has a terrifying case. Excited by her behaviors, he tells her "You look so beautiful when you're scared." She thanks him and says that he's beautiful as well, but attempts to go back to the case only for the judge to comment that she looks 'extra hot' today! Again, the secetary thanks him and decides to finally talk about the case. It was revealed that opper Sulivan, a Vatican Priest who opened a TikTok account and used it to lure children to his church. He locked them up in his secret chamber and...the secetary couldn't say it as it was horrifying. But she's sure the judge will put justice before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Sulivan to come to court now, calling him by "Holy Priest" and telling him of his accusations of kidnapping and molesting in children, so he needs to answer for his crimes in court before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a phone and a beanie can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Sulivan's lawyer, much to his surprise. She explains that "My client is innocent. Those children just went into the church on their own and got lost." while the judge decides to take that into consideration. In response, she replies that he better do or else before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge "Send this rapist to rot in prison!" while the lawyer tries tells everyone that the children got lost and that Sulivan happened to be there by accident. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; a tourist. He claims that he overheard Sulivan taking the children into a dark room for a 'magic trick'. He suspected something was wrong, so he followed them, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! He broke the law by tresspassing! Arrest the witness!" Needing more evidince, he overrules it and orders the tourist to continue. He hid inside the dark room and what he saw was Sulivan touching them, saying that he's doing a magic trick.
Sulivan then speaks up, denying that he touched them and that the children just asked for directions. But the judge doesn't believe him and reminds him he's under oath and he has to tell the truth. Sulivan agrees, adding that "God knows. I tell the truth", so the judge tests him by saying that "You kidnapped and molested minors, Mr. Sullivan." The old priest denies anything, saying there's no proof. The judge decides to bring the phone to show some of the photos. Sulivan was shocked, confessing it so, but tells the judge that he only wanted to do some 'magic'. The judge has him arrested for what he done. Before the guards take him away, Sullivan insults the judge by declaring he will burn in hell.
Case 12: The Case of The Pizza Assault[]
| “ | You seem to be very proficient with a pizza cutter, Jovanni. Alas, assaulting people with a pizza cutter is a crime. We expect you in the court. Bring some pizza, will you? | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 12 |
The next day, the judge gets notified by the secetary with one last case before his lunch. But he tells her that they should have pasta as lunch together at Cannelloni's right now only for the secetary to reveal that it's closed, but he insists that they go to any reastaraunt of her choice. In response, the secetary asks what's the occasion before revealing the case: See, Jovanni Pepperoni, a vivid pizza lover and famous Italian critic, cut off a chef named Marciano's fingers with a pizza cutter because he was served a pineapple pizza, which he considers desrespectful to the pizza craft. The secetary wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Jovanni to come to court, commeting on his pizza cutting skills, but he just used them to assault a customer and asks him to come to court, but not before asking for some pizza before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a pizza cutter and a chef's glove can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jovanni's lawyer. Excited, he asks him if he brought the pizza he ordered. The lawyer ignores him and explains that "My client didn't assault anyone. Marciano did it to himself to frame Jovanni, because Jovanni gave his restaraunt a bad review", so the judge thanks him for the information and the lawyer leaves, thankful for the right judgement coming up.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling Jovanni a "goddamn physcopath" and ordering the judge to lock him up while the lawyer says that "It's not the first time pizza restaraunt owners are trying to diminish my client's legitimatcy." The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; one of the clients. He explains that he was there eating his lasagna with ketchup and tries to tell what happened, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! You won't take someone seriously who eats lasagna with ketchup, will you?!?" The judge answers by overruling this, so the client continues with him seeing Jovanni picking up a pizza cutter and slicing off 3 of Marciano's fingers.
Jovanni then speaks up, trying to justify that Marciano is such an amateur and he'd bet that Marciano would even cut off his own fingers, but the judge reminds him of him being under oath and telling the truth perfectly. Jovanni agrees and the judge asks him if he actually did cut off Marciano's fingers. Jovanni replies that "Don't be ridiculous...prove it if you can!!!" Accepting the challenge, the judge shows the pizza cutter to the jury, much to Jovanni's shock . He confesses it and asks who would even put pineapple on pizzas, calling it an insult to the ancient craft. In response, the judge has him arrested for his insults instead. Before the guards take him away, the critic insults the judge before telling him that he's disrespecting the ancient discpline.
Case 13: The Case of The Bleach "Promise"[]
| “ | Hello, Josiah. You are popular now! You are accused of mass murder. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 13 |
The judge gets asked if he believe in angels by the secetary, so he answers yes and calls her one too, much to her joy who thanks him, but the judge also adds that they can go somewhere else this evening since "This isn't the best place to spread your wings." The secetary decides to play along, warning the judge of being Lucifer blowing "his mighty horn" and that she, the 'innocent angel, can turn into a demonic Succubus before deciding to stop and focus on the case, which is about a popular cult leader named Josiah The Pure, as they call him, convinced a hundred of his followers to drink bleach. He promised that they would leave this corrupt world and become angels. The secetary herself wasn't sure if Josiah was right about them becoming angels, but they did leave this world. She then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Josiah to come to court, calling him on his popularity and telling him of his crime before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a bleach dispensing bottle and a strped necktie can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Josiah's lawyer, who turns out to be religous as well. She explains that her client didn't murder anyone. "He purified their souls and turned them into angels!" She told him. The lawyer then offers the judge a deal and the judge asks how they can do that. She reveals that all he has to do is simply drink bleach because it will 'open his eyes' and he'll realize that Josiah didn't kill anyone. In return, the judge thanks her for the offer, but he's allergic to bleach, much to her shock who says that he has no idea what he just did before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling Josiah a "mass murderer" and asking the jury to think of all the innocent victims he brainwashed into suicide while the lawyer announces that Josiah is a saviour and begs everyone to listen to him so he can save The Earth. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; one of the cultists. She begins by saying that Josiah promised them it would be a personal coaching, but it turned out to be a cult of mindless worshippers. The lawyer interrupts suddenly interrupts with "Objection! She is insulting Josiah's followers!" The judge overrules it, wanting to find out more about the incident. The cultist continues, explaining that Josiah brainwashed them into drinking bleach, claiming it would purify their souls. She tried to warn them, but it was too late.
Josiah then speaks up, telling the judge "I didn't kill anyone. I showed them the truth.", but the judge tells him he's under oath and orders him to tell the truth. Josiah agrees and tries to explain that he didn't give them bleach, he just told them hold to purify their souls only for the judge to finish it with "by making them drink bleach." In response, Josiah counters that he can't prove it, but the bottle of bleach gets shown to court by the judge, much to his shock. He confesses he did it, but exclaims that the people are in heaven now, their souls are pure of sin and corruption. His claims were denies by the judge via imprisonment. Before the guards take him away, Josiah proclaims that he will continue his preaching in mission and that the judge can't stop him.
Last Case: The Case of The Game Dungeon Lock-Up[]
| “ | Hey, kiddo. What are you playing today? I understand your frustration with your mom, but what you did was illegal. Sorry to ruin it for you, but you gotta stop your game and come to court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Case 14 |
The secetary visits the judge and asks if he plays video games. He answers that since he does, he has a new PS5 and asks her to come over and play some games tonight, but the secetary confesses she's bad at video games, but she loves watching streamers. The judge then offers to teach her how in a co-op game and so she accepts, but decides to move onto the case. It's about Jimmy Poo, a popular streamer who locked his mom in the basement all because she refused to listen that you can't pause an online game and attempted to shut it down while he was streaming. The secetary is sure the judge will make the right choice before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Jimmy to come to court, asking what he's playing today and that he understands his frustration with his mom, but what he did was illegal and so he must stop his current game and come to court now before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a bunch of keys and some headphones can that either both could've been used in the crime. Later, he was visited by Jimmy Poo's lawyer, who states that Jimmy was in the middle of streaming, millions of followers watching him while his mom kept on calling him downstairs, ultimate resulting in her attempting to shut down Jimmy's stream and in turn, he locked her in the basement. After hearing this, the judge thanks him and says that he will consider that before the lawyer leaves.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter teling everyone "You can't put your followers above your family!" while the lawyer attempts to explain that Jimmy is a popular streamer with millions of followers, so everyone can't ignore that. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness; one of the followers watching Jimmy's recent stream. He starts his story when he was watching Jimmy do a dungeon raid when his mom called him downstairs. Jimmy tried to tell his mom he can't pause, but she kept calling. The prosecuter interrupts suddenly with "Objection! Followers can't be considered as witnesses. They may be biased!" The judge overrules to hear more, so the follower continues that he and the other followers feared that Jimmy and his party will die, so Jimmy did what he had to do.
Jimmy then announces to everyone that "Yo, yo, what's up, my fellow poopers! JimmyPoo is back! Today, we're gonna kick some asses in World of Warcraft!" only for the judge to snap him back to reality by reminding him he's under oath and orders him to explain the events. Jimmy agrees and the judge asks if it's true if he locked his mom in the basement only for an angry Jimmy to call him out for accusing him of "his BS" in front of his followers, but he was proved wrong as the keys to the basement were shown to court by the judge, much to his horror. He tells the judge he did it and told his mom a million times "I CAN'T STOP AN ONLINE GAME!" and asks what he was supposed to do instead. His answer was prison time ordered by the judge. Before the guards take him away, Jimmy tries to explain that he can't be in prison since he needs to be streaming now, but his pleas get ignored.
Ending/Legacy[]
It's unknown what happened to the judge after that, but it is assumed that he might have continued his job or likely continued dating the seceatry for his own amusement, starting a romantic relationship.
Secetary Dates[]
Date 1: Cafe[]
In a cafe, the secetary says the judge did very well on his last case before asking if he likes the coffee shop they're in. He replies "Yeah, your taste is great! This place is amazing." She is proud that he likes the shop and then asks him to tell all about himself. The judge answers that he loves The Secetary with all his heart. The secetary was shocked and confused, so she asks what he likes about her, only for the reply to be more sexy from the judge being "You are so hot, baby." In response, she confesses she also finds him attractive as well and before they bid goodbye after having a good time chatting, asks for another date. The judge tells her he would love that as well.
Date 2: Restaraunt[]
In a nearby expensive restaraunt, the secetary was excited that the judge would bring her here and the judge agrees for his "beautiful secetary" But then she asks if he brought anyone else or if she's special to him instead, so he answers "Well, I only bring here the people I care about..." The secetary was blushed and tells him that this is the best date so far; the food is good, restraunt is classy and she's here with her boyfriend, the judge. The judge then offers to take her to his place and she accepts, suggesting they watch movies! He also agrees and says that he's in. The secetary was so happy that she's sure they'll have a great time together.
Date 3: Home[]
At the judge's home, he and the secetary are watching movies to which she says that the current movie they're watching now is so good. He agrees, but also says that watching her is much better than that. The secetary was surprised at his love for her, commenting that she had a great night so far and the judge suggests that they can make it better. She asks how they can make it better and he tells her "We can go to my room." This resulted in her being shocked and proclaims she's leaving in embaressment, but not before asking if she can use his shower first. Seeing this as another opportunity, he asks if they can shower together. She gets more disgusted, telling the judge to get over himself before leaving.
Date 4: Prison[]
The secetary was arrested and put in jail for unknown reasons, so the judges decides to go visit her to get some answers. Worried and surprised, he asks what happened. She was sure that the judge would be angry at her in a time like this, but asks for help to get out, so he agrees "Of course I will help! What are we dealing with?" The secetary explains that she was hanging out with her friends at a cafe when her ex-boyfriend walked in and started swearing, saying to her that he is with a super hot model right now and "she's so much better" than her. The judge claims that the secetary is much hotter than the super hot model. She thanks him before continuing that the ex-boyfriend continued swearing is when she got so angry and hit him. He went to the police, charged her with assault and she is in prison now! The judge assures that he will let the charges down, much to her gratefullness, who asks if they can come to her house after, to which he replies yes and promises her to get her out of there. In return, she promises to cook great food there.
Date 5: Secetary's Home[]
This time, the secetary invites the judge to her home and asks if he likes it as they were having dinner. He just replies "Yeah, when can I see your bedroom?" She promises that after dinner, she can show him a tour around her awesome house. The secetery then asks "I know I asked a lot of questions, but...What do you think of my cooking skills? Did you like the food?" and the judge answers that he loves it and that it's the best food ever. She was happy still as she was afraid he wouldn't like it and then proceeds to confess something: They are spending more and more time together and she feels like they're either friends or colleagues and asks the judge what they really are only for him to confess back "I'm having such a great time with you and I think I have feelings for you..." She agrees happily for him and tells him she's a shy person before changing the topic, saying that they are done with dinner and asks what they should do now. In response, he suggests that they can spend the rest of the night in her bedroom. The secetary replies that it's a great idea before asking if he's sleepy yet, but he tells her he's not and suggests they decide that in her room. She agrees and decides to change her outfit before they do so.
Date 6: Library[]
The two colleagues were relaxing in the library, the secetary reading a good book and commenting that it's good. The judge asks what she's reading in the book. She replies that it's about nasty available job positions before asking back what he's working on, so he answers "I'm reading a book about picking up girls." The secetary sounds surprised, saying he doesn't need to read on it since he's a natural to her before stuttering again. She thinks she's a bad flirter and decides to play a truth and dare game because she's bored. The secetary chooses dare and the judge, seizing the chance for another date, says "I dare you to come to my place!" She thinks for a moment before suggesting they go to her place, explaing they can continue working there or something. The judge agrees, so she says that while she said work, they're not going to actually work, to which he confirms. The secetary decides she needs to change clothes since she looks 'nerdy' before they go to her house.
Special Cases[]
Special Case 1: OJ Simpson[]
| “ | Hey, Simpson. We expect you in court. Don't be late. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 1 |
Back in his office, the judge gets told by the secetary that he's going to see a famous celebrity, OJ Simpson on court for killing his ex-wife and her friend. He asks if there is any further information and it was revealed that the basketball player spent most of his life in court and nobody could prove he was guilty. The secetary asks if he can do it and he replies that "I will try my best.", so she leaves the office, wishing him luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering OJ to come to court, reminding him not to be late before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was visited by OJ's lawyer in his officer who explains that he doesn't have evidince and that OJ's innocent. He tells her in response that if OJ's innocent, she has nothing to worry about. She then asks "You know who I am? I can destroy your life!", but the judge warns her "Watch your words. See you on court." In response, she says that they will see who he really is and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter accusing OJ that he did indeed kill his ex-wife and her friend while the lawyer tried to explain that those claims are false. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness, who is a friend of his ex-wife's friend. The friend explained that OJ and his wife fought a lot when they married and that he hated her boyfriend.
OJ then speaks up, saying that he has been court for a long time and protests to the judge that he's innocent, only for the the judge to remind him that he's under oath. The celebrity confirms that he already knows that and his rights. So the judge asks him "Please do tell me about your ex-wife...did you love her?" OJ begins to explain, confessing that he loved her at the start, but during the last days of their marriage is when the fighting began. This causes the judge to ask about OJ's ex-wife's girlfriend, but the man replies that he just punched him in the face and he hated them both so much he killed them, but he pleads that what he said was mistaken and that he didn't kill them before pleading the judge not to send him to jail only to get ignored and sent to jail. Before the guards take him away, he expresses his shock by saying "NO! I was just defending myself! What is this justice system?"
Special Case 2: Derrek The Police Man[]
| “ | Hello, officer. You killed a man, come to court please. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 2 |
The secetary visits the judge in his office, sadly telling him of a heatbreaking case today. He asks her to tell him all about it; it was a murder that took place during an arrest. The victim was arrested on suspicion of using a counterfeit $20 bill and the police officer named Derrek who arrested him knelt at the victim's neck for 9 minutes and 29 seconds and killed him in an unknown method. The secetary was so upset that she says to the judge that she's sure he will make the right choice and wishes him good luck before leaving. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Derrek to come to court, adressing him as his rank and tells him he killed a man before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a police baton and a CD Disc that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited by Derrek's lawyer who asks if it's legal that a judge can send a police officer to jail only for the judge to reply "Well, if he's innocent, why should I?" The lawyer answers that the guy's got the government with him and that he thinks the judge knows what he needs to do now. The judge ignores him and says "See you on court." In response, the lawyer warns him to watch his words before leaving the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter wishing that Derrek can go to hell while the lawyer tried to explain that what happened was an accident. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness, who is a bystander who was at the time of the incident. The civillain claims that he saw some police officers arresting a civillain and that although the civllian expressed more than once, he had difficulty breathing because Derrek did not take his knee from the man's neck.
Derrek then interrupts, saying that he was just doing his job and that the victim was dangerous, so he had to make sure everyone was safe. The judge replies that he has evidince to suggest otherwise.The police officer pretended to act confused, saying there was no one else that saw the incident and asked how he was gonna prove it, so the judge presented the CD disc of camera footage and showed it to the court. This shocked Derrek, explaining he hid it and tells the judge he was just doing his job and asks to be let go, but he faced prison time instead. Before the guards take him away, he protests that he was just doing what needed to be done and questions the justice system.
Special Case 3: Mike Tyson[]
| “ | Hi, Mike Tyson. I'm a big fan. Come to court please. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 3 |
Today's case was featuring the most popular boxer in the court: Mike Tyson! The secetary reveals she loves that guy only for the judger to ask what he is doing here. So, Mike and his girlfriend were walking together when a 5-member boy group approached them and started harrassing them. The boxer ignored them at first, but then one of them insulted his girlfriend, leading him to beat them all up single-handedly. The secetary describes him as a tough guy, but the judge ignores her and assumes her "Thanks for the details. I will handle this case." and she leaves, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Mike to come to court, confessing that he is a big fan of him, but must come to court before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a boxing glove and a pair of brass knuckles that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited by Mike's lawyer. She calls his office great and the judge agrees before asking what he can help with. The lawyer explains that "Mike Tyson was just trying to defend his girlfriend" and she knows boxers shouldn't get into fights, but those guys were bad and the judge himself would do the same if he were in Mike's shoes. But the judge denies it, saying "No, I always follow the law. I wouldn't do the same." She thanks him before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter saying that boxers can't fight in public while the lawyer tried to say that "The group started the fight, so it's legal". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; a man who watched the fight. He announces that he was walking down the street and then he saw everything happen, saying he "watched the fight for free!"
Mike then introduces himself, telling the judge to be fair with him. But the judge claims "Don't worry, Mike. I will. Remember, you are under oath." Mike agrees and the judge then asks what he has to say for himself about the fight. The boxer recaps the events of the crime and asks what he should've done instead of fighting them to protect her. The judge asks Mike to give him a moment to think about it, but Mike proclaims that even if he didn't trust him, he doesn't have any proof to send him to jail. But the judge brings out a boxing glove, much to the boxer's shock, who pleads with him not to send him to jail. Instead, the judge has him freed because of self-defense. Before he leaves, Mike thanks him, saying that "You are the man!"
Special Case 4: John Wick[]
| “ | Hi, John Wick. Don't worry, I love dogs. Come to court, nothing will happen to you. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 4 |
John Wick, a famous actor, was accused for litter and tresspassing when he was walking his cute dog, the dog pooped on a rich man's yard, causing the rich man to scream while Jon tried to pick up the poop. The secetery informs the judge of this, much to his surprise because he loves the famous actor, and calls the rich man a prick for that. The judge agrees, saying "Yeah, right. Thanks for the details, babe.", so the secetary leaves, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering John to come to court, telling him he also loves dogs and promises that nothing bad will happen to him if he comes to court before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was John's lawyer, who has just seen the secetary walk past and said she's hot to him with the judge agreeing before asking how he can help. The lawyer wants to invite her to his house tonight, but changes topics and explains that the case is just ridiculous and that the rich guy is a prick because according to him, "the dog just pooped!" before asking if it's necessary for court. The judge agrees, but swears that "I will be fair." The lawyer thanks him before leaving for court.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling John a filthy man and pooper while the lawyer commented that "The whole thing is like a comedy film!" The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer revealed he brought a witness; a gardener of the rich man. The garderner explains he saw everything happen from where he was, but tells the judge that he loves John's movies and pleads with him not to send him to jail.
John then announces that "Hi, judge. You are more famous than me! I love your work." and so the judge thanks him, reminding him he's under oath.John simply agrees and the judge asks if what the gardener said was true. John recaps the events of the incident before explaining that he doesn't have anything to say for himself, but he was gonna clean it and the rich man was just being rude. The judge confesses that "Hmm...I'm also starting to think that guy is a prick." but the actor proclaims that even if he didn't trust him, he doesn't have any proof to send him to jail. But, the judge lets him go free of charge, much to his gladness, who promises that he can watch the next movie he stars in for free!
Special Case 5: Michael Jackson[]
| “ | Hi, Michael. You have some serious accusations. Come to court, one last time. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 5 |
The secetary informs the judge that the famous singer, Michael Jackson, has some serious accusations against him. The judge confesses "Oh, I listen to his songs all the time." and the secetary says she doesn't listen to them, but gets on by revealing that he was sued for abusing, molesting and intoxicating children. There were some trials against him, but they all dropped. The secetary is sure he can decide the right choice and he agrees proudly before she leaves, wishing him good luck. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Michael to come to court," telling him of his accusations and asks him to come to court one last time before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was Michael's lawyer, who wants to discuss about something. He asks what she needs and she replies while his reputation is well known (she knows that very well), this case has been brought up, no convictions were given every time. "Why would this time be any different? She asks. He answers that "I will do my best." The lawyer warns him not to try that very hard before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter insulting Michael's songs while the lawyer told everyone that they've been through this a lot and wants it to end. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; Michael's sister. She explains that while she loves his brother, but she can't stay silent against the accusastions and that she saw the evidince to prove he's guilty and believes that's the truth.
Michael interrupts, confused on why they're still on this, but the judge only reminds him he's under oath. Michael says he understands, so the judge asks him about the accusations. Michael starts by denying anything, saying that they are false and he likes hanging out with children, not abusing them and that he wants peace, not to get sued over and over again. He says that the judge will let him go like in the previous trials before him, but the judge has him sent to jail. Before the guards take him away, the singer gets furious, claiming that there is no evidince.
Special Case 6: Deadpool[]
| “ | Hey, Deadpool! I am your fan! What you did there was amazing, but in our country, it's considered a crime. We are expecting you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 6 |
The judge gets visited by the secetary who asks him to guess his next case, so he asks if it's Deadpool. She was shocked and asks how he knew. He claims that he reads minds and he already knows what she wants right now. The secetary decides not to talk about it since she's not ready to tell him and tells today's case like this; Deadpool broke into a toy shop and killed a bunch of thugs and then he behaved inappropiatly in front of children in the store. Next, he sat on the thugs' faces and left swearing while the children saluted him. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Deadpool to come to court, saying that what he did there was amazing, but it's still a crime in the country and he needs to come to court before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a Uzi Machine Pistol and a halloween mask that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited by Deadpool's lawyer, who says that his client just saved a toy shop from a robbery. The judge replies "Thank you for your information. I will consider that." The lawyer thanks him in return and leaves, hoping he will make the right judgement.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter calling Deadpool rude, offensive and a "terrible example for children" while the lawyer tries to explain that Deadpool is a superhero and he stops crime. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals he brought a witness; a worker at the toy shop. She tells the judge that the group of thugs wanted to rob the shop, but Deadpool came and "saved us all by shooting them!", but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection! She is clearly sympathizing him! His behaviour was unacceptable.". Despite this, the judge overrules it, so the worker continued by describing that he sat on the thugs' faces and swore a lot, but he was still a hero to the children.
Deadpool interrupts, asking the judge "The hell you want from me?" only for the judge to ask him back if he understands he's under oath in court. Deadpool agrees and the judge questions him if he knows his rights and obligations before telling him if he's ready to confess, but the superhero tells the judge he can go to hell and that he didn't do it since there's no evidince, but the judge presents his Uzi Machine Pistol, much to Deadpool's horror. He tries to explain that he's a superhero stopping bad guys only for the judge to ignore him and have him jailed. Before the guards take him away, Deadpool threatens that "I'm gonna pee in your shoes, judge!"
Special Case 7: Gordon Ramsey[]
| “ | Hello, Chef Gordon! I'm a big fan! I know that chef deserved it, but you must come to court. Maybe you can cook me a meal after court, huh? | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 7 |
The secetary arrives before the judge to announce that the case today has the best chef in court, so the judge says that while he is hungry, he's hungry for her. In response, she expresses some confusion, feeling hungry for him too, but feels like he's testing her work ethic and decides to go back to the case only for the judge to promise that there are no tests and he only wants her to himself. She changes the topic by saying that they can speak about their relationship later so they can talk about the case which was revealed to be Gordon Ramsey (Popular with his swearing) who swore 243 times, 187 of them were the F-word! He's in court today because he cursed at another chef...because she failed to cook the meat properly. He said that the meat was so 'RAW' that it was still mooing. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Gordon to come to court, telling him that he knows that chef he cursed at got what she deserved, but he still has to come and suggests he can "cook me a meal after court" before signing and stamping it. Later, he was visited by Gordon's lawyer. He was surprised to see her, asking "Oh, welcome! How can I help?" She explains that Gordon was always swearing, but he doesn't mean any harm. "He just wants to serve his customers perfectly." The lawyers tells him before questioning if the judge would eat that raw meat too. He answered that he wouldn't, but there will be no punishment. In response, she promises a special dish from Gordon after the trial before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to put Gordon in jail to rot while the lawyer says she bets that no one would like to eat that raw meat, so Gordon's innocent. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The lawyer reveals she brought a witness; a cook at Gordon's restaraunt. He explains that he supports Gordon because that chef didn't even cook the meat and the meat was supposed to cook medium well, but the prosecuter interrupts, saying "Objection! Of course he will support Gordon because he's on his team!". The judge decides to overrule, so the chef continues by confessing that Gordon yells and abuses him too, but this made him a much better cook since that's how it works in the kitchen.
Gordon then speaks up, declaring he is not denying anything and that he swore at that chef that is not false only for the judge to remind him "You are under oath, Chef Gordon." Gordon agrees and the judge announces that he loves all his shows and has lots of respect for him as well. The celebrity chef gasps in surprise and says he's honored, but decides to recap his story, even though everyone knows what happened: It was the busiest day in the restaraunt and the customers were "very important people". The kitchen was a very stressful enviroment and on top of that, one of the chefs served a customer uncooked meat. Gordon confesses he was responsible because he was the head chef, so he couldn't help it and verbally abused the cook because all he wanted was customer satisfaction. Feeling like he was just trying to help, the judge lets him go, much to his gladness. He grants him free meals at his restaraunts for the rest of the judge's life.
Special Case 8: Kim-Jong Un[]
| “ | Hello, dear Supreme Leader! You are accussed of killing millions of people and eating their food. We expect you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 8 |
The most bizzare crime today was about the North Korean dictator Kimg-Jong Un who killed millions of his people and ate all their supplies of food. So the secetary informs the judge of this, but he only cared about her beautiful hair and after she explains she meant 'the case', he jokes about her being guilty. She asks if her punishment is to go on a date with him before explaining that while it may sound weird, Kim actually did it and a huge part of his nation died of famine, yet he got a few more kilos on his face. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena adressing Kim as his title before reminding him of his bizzare act before signing and stamping it.
Later, he was visited by Kim's lawyer. The lawyer explains that "Kim is the best ruler in the world. His nation loves him. He is powerful and he can return a favor." Intrested, the judge asks what kind of favor and it was $10,000. Despite this, the judge turns it down, saying that "I want a powerful friend for a future favor." In response, the lawyer accepts the challenge before leaving.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to "Send this dictator to jail! Topple his statues!" while the lawyer attempts to explain that the accusations against Kim are preposterous and he would never do such a thing against his people. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The proseucter reveals she brought a witness; one of Kim's servants. He begins to speak, but the lawyer immediantly interrupts with "Objection! Servants aren't allowed to speak against our surpreme leader!" Wanting to hear the servant's words, the judge overrules the statement. The servant reveals that he found out that Kim ordered his other servants to confiscate all the citizen's food and put it in his large refrigerator under his palace.
Kim-Jong Un then speaks up, furious that he would be accussed of this and that he's the Supreme Leader here, but the judge tells him "You are under oath, Supreme Leader. Tell the truth." This made the dictator more angry, threatening to have him executed only for the judge to remind him that he killed his people for their food. Kim counters that he can't prove that, but gets sent to jail regardless if it was true or not. Before the guards take him away, Kim announces to everyone "I will have you all executed!"
Special Case 9: Kobe Bryant[]
| “ | Hello, Mr. Kobe Bryant. Can I get a free ticket for your next match? I LOVE YOU! | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 9 |
The secetary vists the judge in his office, very curious about the judge's reaction for today's case. He tells her that what really makes him curious is the two of them hanging out tonight. She agrees it as a 'date' and decides to give him the case: It was about Kobe Bryant, a famous basketballer being charged of sexually assaulting a girl aged 19. He claims he only touched the girl and she became crazy. The secetary then leaves without a word. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Kobe to come to court, asking for a free ticket for his next match because he loves him before signing and stamping it. Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a CD Disc and a basketball that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited Kobe's lawyer, who explains that her client was just flirting with the girl, which is completely normal. The judge replies that as long as if that is the case, nothing will happen to Kobe. Before leaving, the lawyer says she's sure he will make the right judgement.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter ordering the judge to send Kobe to prison while the lawyer attempts to tell everyone that Kobe was only flirting with the girl. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; the girl that Kobe harrassed. She starts his story by saying that they met and started talking with a nice conversation, but he started flirting only for her to reject him and she tried to walk away, but he pursued her. So she got scared and ran away. The girl hopes she wins the case and get compensation from Kobe, but the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! She is clearly trying to earn money from Kobe!" Not believing her, the judge overrules it. The girl agrees she would get money, but because Kobe harrassed her after all.
Kobe interrupts, telling the judge he has a match tonight and he can't be late. The judge assures him that this trial will be over in no time if he tells the truth now. The basketballer explains that the girl must be crazy and lying and that he just wanted to flirt with her only for the judge to tell him "Flirting is ok, but you must respect her desicion after she rejects you." In response, the basketballer says that he never pursued to flirt withthe girl after she rejected him, but this was proved to be a lie as the judge presents a CD disc and presents camera footage to the jury. Kobe was shocked, saying he looked like a criminal on the screen. But he confesses her only ran after her because he wanted to apoligize, but the judge has him released for his next basketball match. Kobe was happy, who offers the judge free tickets to his games!
Special Case 10: Darth Vader[]
| “ | Greeting, Lord Vader! The destruction of that planet was impressive! But unfortunely, illegal. We are obliged to summon you in court. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 10 |
The Judge finds out from the secetary that he's going to have some meddle in "intergalctic affairs", but the judge mistakes this by asking if he wants her to take them to the moon. She reveals that she wants to since it won't take long to get there with Elon Musk's new Tesla spaceships, but also tells him she's a space travel geek. In response, the judge insteads asks for a date on the moon. The secetary gets surprised and gives him the case which is about Darth Vader, the powerful Sith Lord who is allied with The Galatic Empire who also destroyed an entire planet with The Death Star. The secetary wishes him good luck and leaves, but not before wishing that Earth won't suffer the same fate. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Darth Vader to come to court, calling him by his title before telling him that the destruction was impressive, but also illegal and he must be summoned to court before signing and stamping it.
Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a remote controller and a lightsaber that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited Vader's lawyer. The lawyer tells him that Darth Vader is also a judge, saying that "Destroying that planet was a punishment for their crime...". But he totally understands the judge's position and wants to make a deal. Intrested, the judge hears him out as he offers a chance to join the dark side and become Vader's apprentice if he lets the Sith Lord go. He replies "Ok, but I want a rainbow colored lightsaber." Confused, the lawyer asks why he wants it, but decides to keep his word and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter declaring that they don't obey the Empire on Earth while the lawyer attempts to tell everyone "My client acted according to the law!". The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals she brought a witness; a stormtrooper who went rogue and decided to speak up. He was angry that he saw death and destruction so he couldn't stand it any longer. But the lawyer interrupts with "Objection! This clone isn't even a human being. You can't take him seriously." The judge overrules it, allowing the stormtrooper to continue as he explains that while they were on The Death Star, Vader forced him to press the button to fire the laser. When he refused, Vader did it himself and tried to kill him.
Darth Vader furiously interrupts, telling the judge not to test his paitence and that he has the high ground only for the judge to remind him that he's under oath and asks if he understands. This made Vader more angry, saying "My oath within the Empire alone. Die!!!" but the judge mocks him by saying that the force doesn't work on Earth before asking if he wants to confess his crimes. The Sith Lord denies killing anyone while declaring that he won't stand trial on Earth, but the judge shows him the remote controller used to fire the laser to prove him wrong, much to his surprise. Vader confesses it and warns him to bow down before the Empire before Earth meets the same fate. Thinking quickly, the judge has him sent to jail to prevent that from happening. Before the guards take him away, Vader swears that "You disappointed me, judge...I will return!"
Special Case 11: Donald Trump[]
| “ | Good Morning, Mr. Trump! You taught them a lesson! Unfortunely, what you did was illegal. We expect you in the court. It's a standard procedure. | „ |
| ~ The Judge's Subpoena in Special Case 11 |
Today's case was involving Donald Trump, the US President, much to the judge's surprise, who suggests to the secetary that they go out somewhere else rather than deal with the "Twitter Maniac". She replies that they have nothing to take a break from before telling him that Twitter's servers crashed. This was good news to the judge, who felt it was the right time to spend the evening without social media, so the secetary agrees, but Donald Trump's Case is more important since Donald made so much spam on Twitter that it made the servers crash. The secetary thinks that it's part of his master plan for the upcoming elections before she wishes the judge good luck on this case and leaves. Before going for the case, he writes a subpoena ordering Donald to come to court, saying that he did a good job teaching his election opponents a lesson, but that was illegal and he needs to go to court before signing and stamping it. Not long after, some witnesses and police officers come to the court to present items to the judge. The only evidence useful was a laptop and a yellow hair wig that either both could've been used or is useful for solving the crime. Later, he was visited Donald's lawyer, who explains "Listen, Mr. Trump is a very important person" and that his followers need him free before she asks if they can settle it between them, so the judge decides to listen in futher. The offer was $100,000 and so he decides to accept it just for the sake of the country, much to the lawyer's confusion, but she decides that they can settle the case fairly and leaves the office.
At the day of the trial, the court was in chaos with the prosecuter accusing Donald of spamming on purpose since the servers couldn't handle a lot of spams while the lawyer tries to explain that the servers were unstable and it wasn't Donald's fault. The judge then banged his gavel three times, yelling "Silence!" and everybody calmed down. The prosecuter reveals he brought a witness; a hacker who got hired by Trump. He tells the judge that Trump ordered him to hack Twitter, but the servers shut down as security measure. Despite this, Trump still refused to pay him. But the lawyer interrupts, saying "Objection! This witness has got a personal grudge against the accused. He isn't eligible." Wanting to find out more, the judge allows the hacker to continue. He futher reveals that Trump wanted to spread his propoganda and block the other opponents' accounts.
Trump rudely interrupts, commenting that "This is disgusting! A disgrace to our country!", but the judge reminds him he's under oath and he has to tell the truth. Trump claims he's telling the truth only for the judge to push him by saying "Admit your crimes. It might help ease your final verdict. Did you hire this man to hack Twitter?" Trump says that it's fake news, but he was wrong as his laptop was shown to court by the judge. He confesses that he did because he cant think very big and that he had a plan, so he got people who can make the plan work only for it to fail as the judge orders his arrest. Before the guards take him away, Trump calls out on the judge's action as a "huge mistake." for him.