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~ Wendy Testaburger saying "Hi" to her boyfriend Stan, as well as her famous quote
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Once again, you have no idea what you're talking about, fatass!
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~ Wendy insulting Cartman
Wendy Testaburger is a major character in South Park. She is the love interest/girlfriend of Stan Marsh, and often serves as a main character when Kenny dies or is absent. She is also the other serious voice of reason besides Kyle Broflovski.
She has been voiced by four people during the series' run: the late Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza J. Schneider, Mona Marshall, and currently April Stewart.
Wendy wears a pink beret, a light purple jacket with a navy blue trim, navy blue gloves, and yellow trousers. She also has long, black hair with choppy, uneven bangs. Under her jacket, she has been shown to be wearing a light purple tank-top in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", and a white tank top with a unicorn on it in "Breast Cancer Show Ever". Wendy has only been seen without her beret in two episodes, "Chef Goes Nanners", where she took off her beret to dunk her head in her fishbowl and "Funnybot", where she was seen dressed up without her beret. In her "Fingerbang" outfit in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger", she has her hair in a bun and wears a maroon beret, glasses with wine-colored lenses, a white dress shirt, a brown vest and dark green pants.
As her transgender alter-ego "Wendyl", in "The Cissy", she kept her beret, but pinned back her hair and also wore a white t-shirt, denim vest, and light purple pants.
In the video game, Fractured But Whole, she also has a superhero alter ego; as with her predominant colour scheme, it is also pink. She has a pink mask over her eyes, pink gloves, pink mini-skirt, pink shoes, while also having a purple tanktop; across her torso are numerous cell phones. Her phone-themed alias uses phones and social media slang; her hero name is Call Girl, however, due to her serious personality, it seems certain she was unaware of the double entendre.
Personality[]
Wendy is best described as a mature and intelligent person whose stubbornness and occasional jealousy sometimes get the best of her; she is typically portrayed as nice, feminine, and liberal in nature. In many episodes, she generally provides a voice of reason, usually against Cartman, especially in earlier seasons. She is generally friendly to others and seems well-liked at school, but she is unwilling to let her beliefs be compromised by popularity.
She holds disgust for Cartman and (like Stan and Kyle) calling him "fatass", both in terms of physical appearance, but mainly his personality, yet despite this, when they were both on the debate side to change the town flag, she admired his intelligence in regards to examining history; combined with a sense of pity she felt for him, she experienced sexual tension that became increasingly distracting. When she kissed him in a drawn out manner, the tension had dissipated, thus allowing her to focus on the debate again, and being free from ever experiencing attraction to him again. She was able to joke about it with him, which he also did, albeit she didn't notice that he had a sense of longing (which similarly vanished in subsequent episodes).
Like all her friends, Wendy also hates Mr. Garrison for being such a sick weirdo. She intend to stop him from killing Kathie Lee. She expressed her disappointment that Mr. Garrison became the new 4th Grade Teacher.
Wendy is shown to be very intelligent and politically aware, writing an essay on the suffering of Bottlenose dolphins, donating candy to starving children in Nairobi, being willing to give Afghanistan children a dollar, opposing the American-Canadian War and doing a report on the suffering of Breast Cancer patients. However, as the series, in general, became more political, Wendy's role as the politically-aware voice of reason shrank, and by Season Five she was seldom seen as more than one of the female students. In addition, Kyle Broflovski took over her duties as the most intelligent student in class and moral center.
Wendy is a very empathic person and often concerned about those around her - she is the first of the girls at Heidi Turner's slumber party to feel bad for mocking Marjorine and she is the first and only student in the whole school to go after Tweek Tweak after he publicly stages a fake breakup with his boyfriend in "Tweek x Craig". In addition, much of her political activities revolve around concern for others, such as children in Nairobi and Afghanistan, and Bottlenose Dolphins. Wendy also illustrates an adherence to rules and order - she refuses to step out of line against Cartman until given informal permission to attack him and exposed Cartman for cheating at the 'Save Our Fragile Planet' essay contest. In "Follow That Egg!", she was shown to have a strong motherly instinct; after hearing from Bebe about the way Stan had treated their egg, she was deeply worried that Stan would damage the egg which had belonged to Kyle and herself before Ms. Garrison switched their partners. She even went over to Kyle's house, frantically asking to see the egg and hold it for a couple of minutes. After seeing how well Stan and Kyle took care of the egg and presented it to the Governor of Colorado at the end of the episode, she saw how good Stan's fathering skills were, and relaxed.
Abilities[]
Ice Skating[]
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut shows her with the rest of the third graders at Stark's Pond, ice skating. During the song Stan has dedicated to her, she is given a brief scene that displays a talent for skating, being able to perform a figure-eight, salchow, triple-lutz, and twirl endlessly while keeping balance. None of the other children in South Park have displayed this kind of ability, meaning that she might be the best ice skater in the boys' class.
Physical Strength[]
Wendy has shown herself to be a fairly decent fighter, capable of beating up Cartman after he repeatedly jokes about Breast Cancer. Although Cartman does gain the upper hand at the beginning of the fight, Wendy soon emerges victorious with only a few bruises, while leaving Cartman bruised, bloody, and having knocked out many of his teeth. However, the significance of this is debatable as Cartman has been shown to lose the majority of fights he gets in.
Well, if the fat kid has something implanted in his ass, maybe the Visitors are using him as part of their plan. You should use the fat kid as bait to bring them back.
You see, I've learned something today, you can't win all the time, and if you don't win, you certainly can't hold it against the person who did, because that's the only way you ever really lose.
If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we can invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner and play parlor games and have meaningful conversations and sip cognac by the fireplace.
There. Now, the main point we would like to make is oftentimes it is prudent to change history. As times change we hope to grow, and as we grow our rules must change. It is a natural part of evolution. Thank you.
Look, Stan is really nice. I just don't wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. I've been wanting to break up for a while. But it's...it's nothing against him.
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~ Wendy Testaburger talking about why she broke up with Stan in "Raisins"
(Mr. Testaburger: Hi, sweetie. What's the matter?) Mom, Dad, I'm growing concerned about the role models young women have in today's society. (Mr. Testaburger: Oh?) It seems that lewdness and shallowness are being exalted, while intellectualism is looked down upon. (Mr. Testaburger: Gosh.) I think young women are being marketed to by corrupt, moral-less corporations.
Change the list?! Do you have any idea what that would take?! Maybe you don't understand how important list-making is to girls! It's not just something we do flippantly! There's protocol!
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~ Wendy Testaburger talking to Stan about the list that the girls made in "The List"
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Stan, it's been really great hanging out with you again. I feel like you've changed somehow. In a really awesome way.
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~ Wendy Testaburger confessing her love to Stan at the end of "The List"
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Stan, you were really brave in there, but you did kind of sound like a big dork.
That's what Susan92 wrote on your wall! You give girls pictures of you in bunny outfits?! Fuck you!
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~ Wendy Testaburger yelling at Stan Marsh as well as having their relationship destroyed again in "You Have 0 Friends"
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Yes. I've read all about it. It's a real disease. It's called "hoarding." People who can't throw anything away, and they just keep living in deeper and deeper filth until the people around them just can't take it anymore.
This is a fantasy, you moron! You ever heard of Photoshop?! Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves!
I'm happy, Stan. I'm happy I know who you really are now. You're someone who can't be counted on! You're someone who can just bail on the people you love!
(Stan Marsh: Hey Wendy, you havin' fun?) Yeah, sure. You guys really pulled it off. (Stan Marsh: Yeah, well, I just couldn't sit around while my dad was locked away. I love him and he needed me.) You're so transparent, Stan. (Stan Marsh: What does that mean?) You wanna dance?
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~ Wendy Testaburger asking Stan if he wanna dance with her at the end of "Gluten Free Ebola"
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How's it hanging'?
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~ Wendy Testaburger in her Wendyl alter-ego in "The Cissy"
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People change. They say you become more and more like the person you're with and, I guess it's true with Heidi.
~ Wendy Testaburger as she interacts with Kenny for the first time in "The Scoots"
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Thanks for saving me, Stan.
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~ Wendy Testaburger to Stan after Stan is able to clear her name in "Deep Learning"
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(Stan Marsh: Boy, I'm sure glad that's over with.) Yeah, but I'm still really not sure what just happened. (Stan Marsh: Well, now at least we know that sometimes a good ol' thumbs up from a human is better than a machine-generated lie.) Yeah, yeah you're right, Stan. I love you.
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~ Wendy Testaburger to Stan as they are holding hands with Wendy confessing her love to Stan in "Deep Learning"
Trivia[]
In "Tweek Vs. Craig", Wendy wanted to go to Shop Class but instead, she was placed into Home Economics because she is a girl which revealed that girls are not allowed in Shop Classes.
