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I told her, "Don't... f*%k... with... Wendy... Testaburger!"
~ Wendy Testaburger at the end of "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
Hi Stan.
~ Wendy Testaburger saying 'hi' to her boyfriend

Wendy Testaburger is a supporting character of South Park. She is the love interest of Stan Marsh, and often serves as the tetartagonist when Kenny dies or is absent. She is also the other serious voice of reason besides Kyle Broflovski.

She has been voiced by four people during the series' run: Mary Kay Bergman, Eliza J. Schneider, Mona Marshall, and currently April Stewart.

Appearance

Wendy wears a pink beret, a light purple jacket with a navy blue trim, navy blue gloves, and yellow trousers. She also has long, black hair with choppy, uneven bangs. Under her jacket, she has been shown to be wearing a light purple tank-top in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society", and a white tank top with a unicorn on it in "Breast Cancer Show Ever". Wendy has only been seen without her beret in two episodes, "Chef Goes Nanners", where she took off her beret to dunk her head in her fishbowl and "Funnybot", where she was seen dressed up without her beret. In her "Fingerbang" outfit in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger", she has her hair in a bun and wears a maroon beret, glasses with wine-colored lenses, a white dress shirt, a brown vest and dark green pants.

As her transgender alter-ego "Wendyl", in "The Cissy", she kept her beret, but pinned back her hair and also wore a white t-shirt, denim vest, and light purple pants.

Personality

Wendy is best described as a mature and intelligent person whose stubbornness and occasional jealousy sometimes get the best of her; she is typically portrayed as nice, feminine, and liberal in nature. In many episodes, she generally provides a voice of reason, usually against Eric Cartman, especially in earlier seasons. She is generally friendly to others and seems well-liked at school, but she is unwilling to let her beliefs be compromised by popularity. Wendy is shown to be very intelligent and politically aware, writing an essay on the suffering of Bottlenose dolphins, donating candy to starving children in Nairobi, being willing to give Afghanistan children a dollar, opposing the American-Canadian War and doing a report on the suffering of Breast Cancer patients. However, as the series, in general, became more political, Wendy's role as the politically-aware voice of reason shrank, and by Season Five she was seldom seen as more than one of the female students. In addition, Kyle Broflovski took over her duties as the most intelligent student in class and moral center.

Wendy is a very empathic person and often concerned about those around her - she is the first of the girls at Heidi Turner's slumber party to feel bad for making fun of Marjorine and she is the first and only student in the whole school to go after Tweek Tweak after he publicly stages a fake breakup with his boyfriend in "Tweek x Craig". In addition, much of her political activities revolve around concern for others, such as children in Nairobi and Afghanistan, and Bottlenose Dolphins. Wendy also illustrates an adherence to rules and order - she refuses to step out of line against Cartman until given informal permission to attack him and exposed Cartman for cheating at the 'Save Our Fragile Planet' essay contest. In "Follow That Egg!", she was shown to have a strong motherly instinct; after hearing from Bebe Stevens about the way Stan had treated their egg, she was deeply worried that Stan would damage the egg which had belonged to Kyle and herself before Ms. Garrison switched their partners. She even went over to Kyle's house, frantically asking to see the egg and hold it for a couple of minutes. After seeing how well Stan and Kyle took care of the egg and presented it to the Governor of Colorado at the end of the episode, she saw how good Stan's fathering skills were, and relaxed.

Abilities

Ice Skating

South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut shows her with the rest of the third graders at Stark's Pond, ice skating. During the song Stan has dedicated to her, she is given a brief scene that displays a talent for skating, being able to perform a figure-eight, salchow, triple-lutz, and twirl endlessly while keeping balance. None of the other children in South Park have displayed this kind of ability, meaning that she might be the best ice skater in the boys' class.

Physical Strength

Wendy has shown herself to be a fairly decent fighter, capable of beating up Cartman after he repeatedly jokes about Breast Cancer. Although Cartman does gain the upper hand at the beginning of the fight, Wendy soon emerges victorious with only a few bruises, while leaving Cartman bruised, bloody, and having knocked out many of his teeth. However, the significance of this is debatable as Cartman has been shown to lose the majority of fights he gets in.

Quotes

Hi, guys.
~ Wendy Testaburger's first line in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
Well, if the fat kid has something implanted in his ass, maybe the Visitors are using him as part of their plan. You should use the fat kid as bait to bring them back.
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Cartman Gets an Anal Probe"
You see, I've learned something today, you can't win all the time, and if you don't win, you certainly can't hold it against the person who did, because that's the only way you ever really lose.
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Weight Gain 4000"
I'm sorry I dissed you at school like that Stan. I guess I just wasn't very considerate of your feelings.
~ Wendy Testaburger apologizing to Stan in "Pinkeye"
No, it's okay, Stan! Everything's going to be o-kay!
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Tom's Rhinoplasty"
If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we can invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner and play parlor games and have meaningful conversations and sip cognac by the fireplace.
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Clubhouses"
Oh, Stan, I never really cared for Gregory. (Stan Marsh: You didn't?) No, dude. Fuck Gregory! Fuck him right in the ear!
~ Wendy Testaburger revealing that she never actually liked Gregory to Stan at the end of "South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut"
Yeah. Jesus, I never thought I'd have anything in common with you, Cartman.
~ Wendy Testaburger as she begins to have a relationship with Cartman in "Chef Goes Nanners"
There. Now, the main point we would like to make is oftentimes it is prudent to change history. As times change we hope to grow, and as we grow our rules must change. It is a natural part of evolution. Thank you.
~ Wendy Testaburger doing her speech after she kissed Cartman in "Chef Goes Nanners"
You guys don't actually think this is going to work, do you?
~ Wendy Testaburger in Fourth Grade"
Do you think we could make up a good Thanksgiving play in four days?
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Helen Keller! The Musical"
We're at war with terrorists, fatass, not with Afghanistan! And the only reason that you care is that you don't wanna give up the dollar!
~ Wendy Testaburger yelling at Cartman in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
Stan, you've never asked me to throw rocks at cars with you guys.
~ Wendy Testaburger telling Stan that he hasn't been hanging out with her for a while, foreshadowing their breakup in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"
Ugh! God, you guys are so stupid!
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Bebe's Boobs Destroy Society"
Look, Stan is really nice. I just don't wanna be boyfriend and girlfriend anymore. I've been wanting to break up for a while. But it's...it's nothing against him.
~ Wendy Testaburger talking about why she broke up with Stan in "Raisins"
Well tell Stan to fuck off!!
~ Wendy Testaburger talking to Jimmy Valmer in "Raisins"
(Mr. Testaburger: Hi, sweetie. What's the matter?) Mom, Dad, I'm growing concerned about the role models young women have in today's society. (Mr. Testaburger: Oh?) It seems that lewdness and shallowness are being exalted, while intellectualism is looked down upon. (Mr. Testaburger: Gosh.) I think young women are being marketed to by corrupt, moral-less corporations.
~ Wendy Testaburger talking to her parents about the change in young women in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
Oh great. It's a pretty easy project. Kyle's really good with the egg.
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Follow That Egg!"
Stan, I'm sorry I doubted you. You really made a great dad.
~ Wendy Testaburger apologizing to Stan at the end of "Follow That Egg!"
Change the list?! Do you have any idea what that would take?! Maybe you don't understand how important list-making is to girls! It's not just something we do flippantly! There's protocol!
~ Wendy Testaburger talking to Stan about the list that the girls made in "The List"
Stan, it's been really great hanging out with you again. I feel like you've changed somehow. In a really awesome way.
~ Wendy Testaburger confessing her love to Stan at the end of "The List"
Stan, you were really brave in there, but you did kind of sound like a big dork.
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Super Fun Time"
As soon as that bell rings, we do it outside, you got that? And you'd better be there.
~ Wendy Testaburger threatening to beat Eric Cartman up after school in "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
I'm finished!
~ Wendy Testaburger after she beat Eric Cartman up in "Breast Cancer Show Ever"
Try to understand this: all I do is try to help run student council. I don't give a crap about Smurfs!
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Dances with Smurfs"
You like being single, Stan? So that you could Facebook to find other girls?! According to your Facebook page, we aren't friends!
~ Wendy Testaburger confronting Stan Marsh about having his Facebook page, single in "You Have 0 Friends"
That's what Susan92 wrote on your wall! You give girls pictures of you in bunny outfits?! Fuck you!
~ Wendy Testaburger yelling at Stan Marsh in "You Have 0 Friends"
Yes. I've read all about it. It's a real disease. It's called "hoarding." People who can't throw anything away, and they just keep living in deeper and deeper filth until the people around them just can't take it anymore.
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Insheeption"
This isn't fair! How can the school make us get vaccinated?
~ Wendy Testaburger in "Ass Burgers"
Oh Butters, you know how I feel about the captain of sports teams.
~ Wendy Testaburger in Butters' dream in "Sarcastaball"
This is a fantasy, you moron! You ever heard of Photoshop?! Kim Kardashian is a short, overweight woman who manipulates her image and makes average girls feel horrible about themselves!
~ Wendy Testaburger yelling at Butters Stotch in "The Hobbit"
I'm happy, Stan. I'm happy I know who you really are now. You're someone who can't be counted on! You're someone who can just bail on the people you love!
~ Wendy Testaburger to Stan in "Gluten Free Ebola"
(Stan Marsh: Hey Wendy, you havin' fun?) Yeah, sure. You guys really pulled it off. (Stan Marsh: Yeah, well, I just couldn't sit around while my dad was locked away. I love him and he needed me.) You're so transparent, Stan. (Stan Marsh: What does that mean?) You wanna dance?
~ Wendy Testaburger asking Stan if he wanna dance with her at the end of "Gluten Free Ebola"
How's it hanging'?
~ Wendy Testaburger in her Wendyl alter-ego in "The Cissy"
People change. They say you become more and more like the person you're with and, I guess it's true with Heidi.
~ Wendy Testaburger about Heidi in "Moss Piglets"
You wanna trick or treat with us? Why?
~ Wendy Testaburger as she interacts with Kenny for the first time in "The Scoots"
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