| “ | My son, thou has brought you here today, to teach vow the virtues of lawn care. Ya see those weeds? They are your transgressions. You must rip them out by the roots. Ya see them crab grasses? They represent your evil ways. They are the bad things you do to the ones closest to you, you have to annihilate them with a defoliant of love. Now you see this little bugger here? He is your greedy little cigar beetle, you must rid thy self of worldly goods by kicking those cigars of greed into the street. Ya see, son. You're old life. Reflex your lawn, and ya can't have a good life without some pruning and manure. And that's why I'm giving you a second chance, go back, Hoek, and tend thy garden! | „ |
| ~ Wilbur to Ren about the reflection of his past actions, and giving him a second chance to redeem himself. |
Wilbur Cobb is a legendary character on Ren and Stimpy. He was voiced by Jack Carter. He often has different roles depending on the episode, such as a cartoonist, escaped convict, pixie, cowboy, etc.
Appearance[]
Wilbur Cobb is a decaying old man, he first appeared in Stimpy's Cartoon Show as a legendary cartoonist.
Personality[]
Wilbur Cobb is a smart decaying old man who teaches kids about cartoons, living, dinosaurs, etc.
Biography[]
Wilbur first appeared in “Stimpy’s Cartoon Show” as Stimpy’s idol and was nicknamed “The Godfather of All Animation” After Stimpy shows Cobb he’s cartoon he made, he compliments Stimpy, and says someday he’ll in up in jail like Cobb himself.
He would appear in a minor role in “Bass Masters” where he was an escaped convict, who joined Ren and Stimpy on their fishing trip.
In another minor role in “Ren’s Retirement” he would appear at Ren’s funeral mistaking it for a wedding, after he is told its a funeral, he rejoices about outliving every single one of his friends.
in “Prehistoric Stimpy” Wilbur tells Ren and Stimpy about how the dinosaurs went extinct, he tells ridiculous stuff to them, and he is taken away by two of the museum workers, and states that he killed the dinosaurs with his bare hands.
In “Galoot Wranglers” he tells The duo about the Wild West and the Galoot Wranglers that inhabited it, however every thing he said turned out to be a lie, and Wilbur drops dead onto a campfire.
In “The Last Temptation” Wilbur made his last appearance, after Ren goes to heaven (do to choking on a lump of chicken) he is seen lawn mowing Mr. Pipes lawn, Ren mistakes Cobb for “The Big Man” Wilbur teaches him the error of his ways, and he confiscated all the items that Stimpy bought with Ill goods at the end of the episode.
Quotes[]
| “ | Later, babe. I got a 12 PM. I can't do lunch, Thursday? Yeah, yes. I'll get right under it. | „ |
| ~ Wilbur's first lines |
| “ | Calm down, girly. You'll scare away the fish. | „ |
| ~ Wilbur to a fish |
| “ | That was very good, Skippy. Men like you are a dispensable manual to the future of your filmmaking. Keep up the good work and someday, you'll be where I am. | „ |
| ~ Wilbur complementing Stimpy about his film |
| “ | This is the world-famous museum of natural history. Home of the skeletal remains of the mightiest creatures that ever walked the face of the Earth. The great beasts known as... dinosaurs. | „ |
| ~ Wilbur to Ren and Stimpy |
| “ | Yes, it may seem cruel. Such is nature's way. But as the saying goes, if you wanna make a cake, you've gotta bust a few heads! | „ |
| ~ Wilbur |
Trivia[]
- He was probably inspired from Walt Disney.
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